Long Live the Nights and Pirates! ~BHS Flat Earth Theme Song~

[Intro Verse]
Long live the Knights and Pirates
'Long with the Kings and Gold.
O, hail the Dames and Dragons
And whom we've fought so bold.1

[Chorus]
Come, gather 'round the barkeep,
Hear, now our epic tales.
Raise your Holy Hand Grenade
And drink your Rum and Ale.2

Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*3

[Pirates only verse]
Long live the ruthless Pirates
Sailing the seven seas.
Here we come for your Booty!
A Pirate's life for me!4

[Chorus - All]
Come, gather 'round the barkeep,
Hear, now our epic tales.
Raise your Holy Hand Grenade
And drink your Rum and Ale.5

Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*6

[Knights Only verse]
O hail our lords and ladies,
We risk our lives for thee!
We travel 'round the world just
To find a... Shubbery?7

[bridge]
(all but Knights and pirates) Are you ready to fight, Knights?
(Knights Only)Aye, M'lord!
(all but Knights and pirates) Are you ready to set sail?
(Pirates only) ARGH!!8

[Chorus - All]
Come, gather 'round the barkeep,
Hear, now our epic tales.
Raise your Holy Hand Grenade
And drink your Rum and Ale.9

Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*10

[all softly]
Now the battles have been fought,
We shake our hands instead.
A new sunrise is coming up,
And we yell: (yelled loud)"Bring out Your Dead!"11

[Chorus - All]
Come, gather 'round the barkeep,
Hear, now our epic tales.
Raise your Holy Hand Grenade
And drink your Rum and Ale.12

Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*
Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*13

[Chorus - All]
Come, gather 'round the barkeep,
Hear, now our epic tales.
Raise your Holy Hand Grenade
And drink your Rum and Ale.14

Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*
Long Live Flat Earth!
*Cheers*15

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I fart in your gen'ral direction!
*rasberry*rasberry*

Author notes

The Theme song for my schools Flat Earth Society.

Just give me good funny medieval lines and I can add them in!

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Comments


  • Silent.Pride
    March 13

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    amazing

    OMG! What an epic song! I loved the Monty Python quotes hehe and pirates too and the black plague mentioning... what a way to spend a weekend ^.^

  • That's great!!!!!
    So whats the deal about ren fest, i can't help out but I'm still going to be there.