G.I.N.A.S.F.S. [FallOutBoy.]

'That,' Patrick says as soon as he sees Pete attempting to sneak past his bunk on the bus, with a white shirt in his fist declaring "Gabe Is Not A Synonym For Sisky", 'is not your shirt.'1

Pete stops, turns, pouts and clutches it to his chest as if Patrick is planning to steal it. Which Patrick probably will; his pet peeve is Pete's tendancy to steal. So Patrick steals it from Pete and gives it back to the poor soul Pete took it from in the first place. 'I know, but I love this shirt!'2

'Are you called Gabe?' Patrick says sternly. Everyone knows Patrick might be the youngest, but he's the one in charge when it comes to Pete. Pete glares and shakes his head. 'Are you called Sisky?' Pete sighs and shakes his head again. 'Then give the shirt back.'3

'I'll give it back if I can have a hug,' Pete says sweetly.4

Patrick looks at him suspiciously, puts down his (awesome) magazine and slides out the bunk, approaching Pete with wide arms apprehensively. 'Just a hug, yeah?' Another pet peeve: When Pete grabs his ass.5

'Sure,' Pete beams. 'Just a hug.' So Patrick approaches and is surprised by the warmth of the hug - Pete is taller, but he makes a point of snuggling close to Patrick with his head on his shoulder, blinking up at him with wide eyes that Patrick can only just see in his peripheral vision.6

'See,' Patrick begins as he starts to pull out of the hug, 'You don't have to molest me all the - '7

Pete shoves the shirt down the front of Patrick's pants and runs off, cackling gleefully. Patrick flails, standing there horrified with the tail of the shirt hanging out his pants. What the fuck? How did Pete manage to get it down his boxers, too?8

'Hey Pat,' calls a voice. 'Have you seen Pete, he stole my - ' Patrick makes the mistake of turning around to see Gabe stood there scratching his head. Gabe sort of stares, blinks, then tells Patrick kindly, 'You keep it, babe,' before leaving the bus again.