A Funny Thing on the Way to the Bathroom

*****This story is absolutely true. Yes I have Weird ass friend, and I am really weird. Please also note that the people in this story have IQs over 145, we just act stupid when unsupervised. That being said I welcome you to my life****1

So introduction first. I am Sarah Rae. I am a Messianic girl who has grown up in a very cultured hose hold. I am 16.2

Krishna: One hell of a man! No K is 18 but sexy as fuck. HE is dating a junior in college but tells people he's gay ( why i do not know, K is a retard). K like to take advantage of being "gay" by sexually harassing us girls. ( but we love him so it don't matter)3

Samily: She is my partner in crime. We kick ass together. We are opposites though. You know black white, curly long hair-straight short hair; boobs-no ass ( just kidding) you get the point though. Sam and i have been glued to the hip since i moved back to the states.4

Clay: My fav person. Clay is a dick. No doubt about it. But he is my dick. One hot dick might i say. He is racist and a self proclaim Meatballer. ( actually he's biracial and a devote catholic). Clay enjoys grossing us out...all the time5

Jenn: Jenn is a little slow. Not like mental..no this girl is slow. She is blonde and takes up every meaning of the word. But she set the curve in math..so she's not that dumb.6

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so it's a Friday night and we girls want to go out on the town. Sam and Jen want to go to Six Flags. Clay wants to go to the zoo and make fun of the caged animals.Krishna just want food. 8

"K, like ohmigod! You eat all the time." Jen flipped her new streak and put a hand on her non existent hip. "You're going to become above your weight limit if you don't stop."9

We all turn to Jen. "Shut up!" but as usual she continues.10

"No i heard on tv that this one guy, like, ate himself to death-"11

I rolled my eyes, "That was on Without a Trace, last night."12

"Yeah! and he was like so big and he couldn't stop eating. I'm like so scared of that happening to me. Yeah."13

Krishna popped his hip and snapped his hands, "What are you calling me fat?" The cennter forward rolled up his shirt to display his pecks. "maybe I have gained some weight."14

Clay pulled K's shirt down and pushed his mate back. "Screw you man! Anyway, come on I wanna throw shit at the monkeys!"15

"Clay, you fucktard. the chimps are behind glass. You can't hit them." Some time