"Bloody kids...little snots..." Filch muttered as he was collecting the mop and bucket for the third time that day. Apparently the twins, Fred and George Weasly, had decided to have dung bomb fight...in the middle of the Gryffindor Tower. It was the first week of school and those two were already in detention. Those two never seemed to just sit and give Filch a break....wouldn't leave Mrs. Norris alone either. All Filch needed was too pack up and go home to London and his wife. then he could forget Hogwarts and its snotty students forever. 1
Dumbledore apparently thought that Filch was the best, or at least told him so. Filch was staying for Dumbledore...and that was all that he could do...other than sweeping every corridor and feeding Hagrid's enormous three-headed dog, Fluffy. 2
Hagrid insisted Fluffy have the Slytherin detention students, Filch suggested the Weaslyes, even the scrawny boy Ron.3
Dumbledore.Yes, wonderful Dumbledore, wouldn't allow any of the students to get eaten. Must of the school budget went to feeding that dog after the body of the basilisk was eaten. The only thing Filch hated more than students, Hagrid, and cleaning combined were snakes. Even the Slytherin students made him feel nauseous at times...just like the dung bombs Filch was going to clean.4
Filch could smell the bombs, before he came around the corner and saw the mess they made. "AHHHHH!!!" The walls were covered and that was saying something. How can a thirty foot ceiling be covered in dung? Even the walls were dripping. Filch was going to contact Zonko's Joke Shop and tell them to immediately stop selling dung bombs. This time Dumbledore was definitely going to be notified. 5
Mrs. Norris, Filches precious cat had slinked in and smelt her master. "Whack...MEOW!' Mrs. Norris shrieked as Filch gave her a good aimed kick. Even his cat was in danger when Filch was in a sour mood. 6
Dipping the mop in the soapy bucket, Filch started on the task at hand. Cursing under his breath he sought sweet revenge before the Weaslys were due to finish their seventh year....7
Author notes
My character was Filch. He was the...well I guess you could say....custodian at Hogwarts....
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Love the wit you used to write this piece. Really a funny story and in keeping of the Harry Potter theme. Hmmm...didn't like Filch's cat getting the brunt of his ill humor. Little vicious there
. Myself, were I Filch...I woulda grabbed the Weasley brothers and pulled them by the ear bringing them back to the scene of their crime to clean it all up themselves, casting a heat spell on the dung to really make them think bout using dung bombs again...lol. 
rose
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hmmm i thought i was having a bad day..... 30 foot wall of dripping poop. Im a big harry potter fan so this was very amusing for me. I think though, that if you ever decided to continue this that filch should snap and stalk the halls of hogwarts with camo paint on his face and a potato gun. that would be pretty funny.... well it would make me laugh any way.
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thanks for the comment on my peom it meant alot to me. This was really good, I dont like fitch much but very nice! the next book comes out soon! YAY! xxx Blonde Ambition ooo
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LOL! this was really good! n you chose a very interesting character....filch!!! hez just a supercynic
it's a tough job to write from the point of view of someone like him.....very well done!
all the best for the contest
happy writing
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Interesting point of veiw.
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Very interestin! I love that you wrote this about Filch! Very interesting character to pick! I love it. Congrats on a good write.
Only problem is this: "Dumbledore.,yes, wonderful Dumbledore" I'm sure you didn't mean to put the coma and period next to one another though, so its all good. we all have typos sometimes. ^-^ -
Very amusing.
Eww! You think that Filch would have a wife? That's a truly horrible image! Well written though. I like the idea of a story from Filch's point of view but I still don't like him I'm afraid, except as a scapegoat character. Particularly like the idea of the thirty foot ceiling being covered in dung - details like that help bring funny events alive. Well done! -
not bad
this is wonderful! good job. lol I still think Fred and George are really funny and cool. Anyway, nice job and i like it! -
wow, this is awesome! hehe. i like the story from filches point of view, but it still doesnt make me fel anymore sympathetic towards him
lol. keep up the good work
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LOL... pretty good but the Weasley twins dropped out in their sixth year in the canon. Still, I like a story from Filchs point of view. Oh, and you misspelled Gryffindor.
Maab
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