The Test (A Pastiche poem using Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven")


Once upon a midnight dreary, there I lay in house so eerie,1

After long and dreadful reading, lying on the cold hard floor.2

Unable to rise and lumber, up to bed where I could slumber,3

Rigid as a green cucumber, dreading my awaited bore.4

Pondering the night ahead, I shiver to my body’s core,5

Knowing I must study more.6

I could read or I could rest; with six short hours till the test,7

Words on paper sounding bleakly, seems that I’ve read them before8

Why cannot my brain remember, not one little brainy ember?9

I learned these words last December, these words that I have to store.10

The exam will not be easy, no matter what I implore,11

Studying forevermore.12

Meandering to my bedroom, while my mind is screaming, “KA-BOOM!” 13

Tell my mom and myself, too, I’d study later, that I swore14

I have Googled my friend’s name, but every website is the same15

Solitaire is a fun game, but a zero’s still my vacant score16

“New Mail” folder now is empty, reading mail was such a chore17

Electronics are no more.18

I’ll procrastinate all night, if I don’t keep my books in sight19

Here, I’ll write some notes on paper while I sit upon the floor.20

All my doubts, they went unspoken, drawing makes my focus broken21

Doodles will not be a token when I’m still awake at four.22

Yet I question if I’ll ever win a battle of this war23

Studying forevermore.24

Fine’ly opening the book and quickly now I take a look25

Read page two, address page three, and drowsily I skim page four26

Soon my eyelids start to flutter, “I must study” I do mutter27

When I glance at all the clutter, I crawl o’er to shut the door28

The next time that I wake up, it is five o’clock, I hear a snore29

I’ll pass a test nevermore.30

Author notes

This was great fun to write, and a prompt from my literary adviser. :]

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  • Play Pretend.
    February 24

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    This is lovely. real poetry, as all of mine lacks rythm/rhyme/all essence of poetry.
    Though a few lines were awkward and definitely could have been better, overall I really liked this.

    P.S. Welcome to SW and such!


  • IrishYndina Greeters member
    February 24

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    *laughs* I remember some of those nights - eventually I always managed to convince myself that sleep was more important than extr cramming because without enough sleep I never remember what I've studied anyways. It was extra fun since you were mimicking sucn an interesting and well-known, though rarely-used, poetic form. Everyone knows the Raven, after all. Now, I hope you were studying for a literature class. *laughs* Thanks for the fun read! Good luck with all of your future writing, and welcome to Storywrite!