Farm Fighters versus the 7 Dwarves

Farm Fighters versus the 7 Dwarves1

It was the middle of harvest and Rodney and Daniel were working on there farm Located in Mendlesham along Mendlesham road. They were working on the fields Rodney was driving the combine while Daniel was carting off the corn when suddenly in there cabs a little light started to flash. Rodney Flicks on his C.V. and says “is your light flashing as well?” with a quick reply Daniel says “yeah it is” Rodney then says “you know what to do.” Rodney turns off the C.V. and then flicks a switch beside the flashing light which initiates a hologram that will drive the combine. Rodney then flicks another switch underneath the flashing light which transports him to the complex underneath his and Daniels farm. 2

Standing beside him is Daniel who transported down at the same time. They are located to one side of the complex and all around them are items that they use to stop threats to the planet. They went to the centre of the base where there stood a large computer which reached from floor to ceiling. The computer contained a large screen and around it there were many dials, keys and switches, but there were also 2 slots built especially for one slot for Rodney's hand and the other slot for Daniels.3

Rodney and Daniel walk up to the computer Rodney standing on the left inserts his left hand in to the slot. While Daniel walks round and goes to the right side of the computer and inserts his right hand in to the slot. The slot is an interface allows Rodney and Daniel to access the knowledge stored on the computer and to control the computer with there minds. This ability means that they are the only ones that have full access to all that is stored on the computer. The Knowledge stored on the computer is not all know due to the fact that the memory was found after the first battle that the Farm Fighters fought. They went back to the battle site and found the Memory core and decided to build it in to the computer. Slowly they have been accessing small amounts of the data stored on the memory core which has helped them to win battles. Rodney and Daniel activated the Computer and opened up a Video that they had been sent and the video was from the UN. The video had the head of the UN on it and he said “Farm Fighters we need your help Paris and Calais have been attacked, but the culprits have moved on to Dover and are now heading towards London as I speak please help us the world needs u once again.” Rodney and Daniel looked at each other and Rodney said “we need to act fast we have to get to London before the attackers do.” Daniel says “I think this calls for a the new Vehicles hope they fly all right you kept putting off the test run of them.” Rodney replied “well we did have harvest to finish but the computer said they will work fine so it will be all good we better go.” Daniel said “ok fine but if this goes tits up it’s your fault.” They both removed their hands from the computer and the reached for the watch on there left wrist and pressed a button at the 12 o’clock position and 6 o’clock position and said in unison “Farm Fighters activate.”4

There was a huge flash and Rodney and Daniel both transformed into there Farm Fighters battle armour. Rodney’s battle armour was chequered red and white from head to toe, with a helmet that covered the whole of his head and face. Daniels was the same but his was chequered blue and white. They both went over to the computer and activated there battle armour interface which allowed them access to it when ever they needed to when they are away from the base. Rodney walked away from the computer and said “right lets move out and get after these attackers before they destroy London.” Daniel walked up beside Rodney and said “right but if they don’t work we will have doomed London and it will have been your fault because we will be stuck in a lot of traffic.” Don’t be such a pessimist they will work fine. They work on the simulations so don’t worry. So let’s go.” Rodney said Rodney then said “6490 jet activate.” After he completed what he said a large panel slide away out of site and a Massey Ferguson 6490 rose from the floor. It looked exactly like a normal tractor except that it had wings and instead of the 3 point linkage and PTO there is a jet engine sticking out. Underneath it are 3 anti-gravity panels which allow it to hover. Daniel then said “CAT Challenger activate.” After Daniel finished another large panel slide out of site and up from the floor rose a CAT Challenger MT 800C it has all of the same features as Rodneys had. Rodney and Daniel walked over to there tracto-jets and climbed in to the cabs and started them up. They both flicked a switch that opened up 2 runways one for each of them. They drove forward going through the gears till they were at top speed then activated the jet engine and they took off. They activated there sat-nav and set a course towards London. They head towards there destination increasing there speed to mach 1 then to mach 2 then further increasing it still to mach 3 they kept increasing there speed till they reached mach 5.5

They slow down when they were near London. They reached London in half an hour and they then switched there tracto-jets in to hover mode when they reached Hyde Park. They then climbed out of the tracto-jets and started to head towards the centre of the park when they heard “hi ho hi ho it’s off to war we go with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho” Daniel and Rodney looked around to see if they could see anything or anyone. Rodney activated his wrist blades and Daniel drew his blaster preparing for any outcome that may arise. They both headed towards where the singing was coming from when suddenly a huge pillar of earth arose in front of them then suddenly 6 others appeared one of water, earth, fire, thunder, ice, wind and the last one was crystal. Upon each pillar stood a giant man, Daniel and Rodney stood surrounded by the men using the intercoms in their helmets Daniel asked “what are we going to do we are surrounded by these giants” Rodney replied we are going to have to call the jets with there weapons and shields activated but only set to attack the pillars.” Daniel said right activating our tracking beacons now activating the weapons and shields on our vehicles and now setting them to autopilot.” Rodney moved closer to Daniel ready for when the vehicles came. Rodney then said “when I say to get ready to drive to the ground ok” Daniel replied “ok” Daniel and Rodney stood waiting looking at the attackers when suddenly the one standing on the fire pillar launched a fireball at Daniel. Daniel fired his blaster but the shot just went through the fireball so Rodney lunged at Daniel knocking them out of the way of the fireball and then suddenly there where was an explosion and the earth pillar exploded and in came the tracto-jets. Daniel and Rodney ran to the jets and climbed aboard and revved up the engines and started through the gears. Trying to get away from the giant men and there pillars and when they reached optimal speed they activated the jet engine and took off and went straight to full speed. In doing so the inertial dampeners over loaded and the G’s caused Rodney and Daniel to black out. When Daniel and Rodney gained consciousness they found them selves in a cell locked up they also noticed they weren’t in there battle armour either.