Evil Gummy Bears. (A Convo)

****I WILL, sometime in the future be making this conversation into a short story, and I am already making it into a comic strip. So, enjoy the Amazinging Randomness of me and Cheyenne Marie!***** MY NAME IS LOVELESSSTORY, and CHEYENNE IS VBALLCHEY14!!!!!!!!!! (and for the record, when i mention tinkerbell- im talking about my cat. that's her name!) 1

[16:41] VballChey14: abcdefg...gummy bears are chasing me!!! Oh god!!!!! The purple one is angry!!! Gah!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!! IT HAS A SNIPER!!!! FU....*runs off to a longgg distance*2

[16:41] VballChey14: *makes nascar noises*3

[16:41] Lovelessstory: hahahahahha omg!!!!!!4

[16:41] VballChey14: YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW5

[16:41] Lovelessstory: what the fuck, chey?!?!?!6

[16:41] Lovelessstory: that was fantastic! *dies laughing on the floor*7

[16:42] VballChey14: well it did.8

[16:42] VballChey14: You DO NOT want to get the green one angry...its scary.9

[16:42] VballChey14: Bazooka.10

[16:42] VballChey14: Pshhhhhhh.11

[16:42] Lovelessstory: oooh, watch out for that green gummy bear12

[16:43] Lovelessstory: *runs away when one jumps out from behind a tree*13

[16:43] Lovelessstory: HOLY SHIT!14

[16:43] VballChey14: GAH! Its chasing meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!15

[16:44] VballChey14: The only way to kill it is if you make it listen to...classical music!!!!! GAHHHHHHH! I dont have that on my iPodular Device!16

[16:44] VballChey14: crapppppppppppppppppppp.17

[16:45] VballChey14: GAHHHHHHHH! IM SCAREDDD!!!! HELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP GOD DAMN GUMMY BEAR!!!!!!!!!18

[16:46] Lovelessstory: *Throws cheyenne my ipod, then strikes a dramatic pose* Beethoven is on there!! quick, turn it on!!! *does a sailor moon twirl*19

[16:46] Lovelessstory: >_<20

[16:46] VballChey14: *turns music on*21

[16:46] VballChey14: GAH HE EXPLODED.22

[16:46] VballChey14: xD23

[16:47] Lovelessstory: ""24

[16:47] VballChey14: xD25

[16:48] VballChey14: Wendy turn around carefully the yellow gummy bear is behind you....this one is impossible to kill right away...it has a knife....STAY CALM.26

[16:49] Lovelessstory: *starts hypervenalating and spins around fast, the gummy bears knife misses my head, by like, half an inch* *screams and runs toward chey, the gummy bear following* HELP MEEEEEEEE!27

[16:49] VballChey14: Giggles.28

[16:49] VballChey14: xD29

[16:50] VballChey14: *Trips gummy bear....knife goes through my foot...beats the ever living hell out of the god damn gummy bear for messing up my shoe*30

[16:51] VballChey14: *Gummy bear passes out...cuts his head off with knife...and eats the head* *spits out...YUCK ITS LEMON*31

[16:51] VballChey14: xD32

[16:51] Lovelessstory: EEWW! LEMON!!33

[16:52] VballChey14: You have to stomp on it.34

[16:52] Lovelessstory: *Inches slowly over to what's left of the exploded green gummy bear* *eats a glob* limmee mmmmm =^_^=35

[16:52] Lovelessstory: *stomps on it*36

[16:52] Lovelessstory: *stares at chey* like that?37

[16:52] VballChey14: indeed38

[16:53] VballChey14: The purple on is still alive...it hasnt found us yet.39

[16:53] Lovelessstory: *looks around nervously and ties a bandana around head and pulls out a machine gun* then we gotta find it first. lets roll *dramatic 90's action movie music plays in the background*40

[16:55] VballChey14: *has a bazooka to blast the little mother fucker* 41

[16:55] VballChey14: HERE IT COMES!!!!!!42

[16:55] VballChey14: *disguises as Chuck Norris*43

[16:55] Lovelessstory: *starts firing off rounds randomly*44

[16:55] VballChey14: *is shot*45

[16:55] VballChey14: OW WTH!46

[16:55] Lovelessstory: *pulls on zoro mask and pokes chey* i didn't hit you, did i?!?!47

[16:55] VballChey14: -_-"48

[16:55] VballChey14: NO SHIT.49

[16:56] VballChey14: *recovers and is about to punch wendy in the gut.....pokes her in the nose instead.* Lets get em.50

[16:56] VballChey14: OH GOD HE WENT INVISABLE!51

[16:56] Lovelessstory: gogogogogo!!!!!52

[16:56] Lovelessstory: *hides behind a baby tree*53

[16:56] VballChey14: *Whips out paint and squirts it at random places*54

[16:56] VballChey14: FOUND HIM.....TO THE LEFT!55

[16:57] Lovelessstory: gogo!!!56

[16:57] VballChey14: *bazookas that bitch*57

[16:57] Lovelessstory: Starts shooting at the explosion*58

[16:57] VballChey14: Gah hes getting stronger!59

[16:57] Lovelessstory: OMFG@!!!!!!60

[16:57] VballChey14: The only way to kill him is *dramatic music* to kick him in the gummy balls.61

[16:57] VballChey14: *not it*62

[16:57] Lovelessstory: HOW CAN WE GET THAT CLOSE THOUGH!!63

[16:57] VballChey14: LEMME THINK.64

[16:57] VballChey14: I got it.65

[16:58] VballChey14: All we have to do is disguise ourselves as gummy bears and he will come over to say hi!66

[16:58] VballChey14: *whips out 2 disguises*67

[16:58] Lovelessstory: *takes the green one*68

[16:58] VballChey14: Ready...here it comes.69

[16:58] Lovelessstory: swwweeeeet70

[16:58] VballChey14: FIRE!!!!!!!71

[16:58] VballChey14: *boooooooooom* kick wendy kick!72

[16:58] Lovelessstory: *fires off 30 rounds while kicking*73

[16:59] VballChey14: *kicks* *kicks*74

[16:59] VballChey14: Yayyayayayay the little bastard is dead! WE WIN.75

[16:59] VballChey14: There is always the BLACK ONE.76

[16:59] Lovelessstory: let's see if we can eat that one77

[16:59] VballChey14: That one is rare...He's gonna kick our asses when he finds out about all of this.78

[16:59] VballChey14: Yeah.79

[16:59] VballChey14: THERE IT BE!80

[16:59] Lovelessstory: *looks down at clothes* will these fool him?81

[17:00] VballChey14: Wendy! YOU HAVE TO ATTRACT IT BY USING YOUR BRITISH ACCENT!82

[17:00] VballChey14: Yes.83

[17:00] VballChey14: xD funnny....TAYLOR!84

[17:00] Lovelessstory: ai, yooo, bloody wankah, get your goomy arse barck here!85

[17:00] Lovelessstory: hahaha86

[17:00] VballChey14: Hes coming.87

[17:00] VballChey14: EAT IS EAR!88

[17:01] VballChey14: *Eats one ear* then pokes it in the eyes*89

[17:01] Lovelessstory: *lunges and takes a chunk out of it's head*90

[17:01] Lovelessstory: *woops like an idian warrior*91

[17:01] VballChey14: Yum...I cant eat anymore gummy bears even if i wanted to.....92

[17:02] Lovelessstory: *gives what's left of the black gummy bear to tinkerbell* *she eats it*93

[17:02] Lovelessstory: *then takes the lemon ones leftovers to give to taylor*94

[17:02] VballChey14: Yay.95

[17:02] VballChey14: xD96

[17:04] Lovelessstory: holy...fuck...GIANT...GUMMY...WORM!!!!! *Screams and runs away, dragging cheyenne with me* we don't have the gear for this!!97

[17:04] VballChey14: Uhm shit.....98

[17:05] VballChey14: WE NEED A GIANT BIRD THAT LIKES US99

[17:05] Lovelessstory: NOT GANNA HAPPEN!! I PISSED 'EM ALL OFF LAST WEEK!100

[17:05] VballChey14: DAMNIT!101

[17:06] VballChey14: WAIT MY DAD!102

[17:06] VballChey14: He'll eat it!103

[17:06] VballChey14: xD104

[17:06] VballChey14: worms hate carrots!105

[17:06] VballChey14: That'll do it...one sniff of it and it will die!106

[17:06] Lovelessstory: HOPEFULLY!!107

[17:07] VballChey14: *whips out a carrot out of my pants*108

[17:07] Lovelessstory: i don't think i wanna know why that was there....109

[17:07] VballChey14: I'll do it...save yourself *dramatic music*110

[17:07] Lovelessstory: *gapes as the worm grows taller*111

[17:07] Lovelessstory: no way! im with you! *tears as dramatic music gets louder*112

[17:07] VballChey14: *wait...I KNOW!!!!!!!!!*113

[17:08] VballChey14: WE COULD DROWN IT!!!! Or wait!! WE HAVE TO POKE IT IN THE EYE!114

[17:08] VballChey14: SHIT.115

[17:08] Lovelessstory: *pulls out a knitting needle*116

[17:08] VballChey14: I'll do it...protect yourself *what the hell is up with the dramatic music*117

[17:08] Lovelessstory: NO WAY!118

[17:08] VballChey14: Gimme it....I'll do it!!!!!!!119

[17:08] VballChey14: Okay you can.120

[17:09] VballChey14: I'll back you up/.121

[17:09] Lovelessstory: *pokes chey with it and pulls it away*122

[17:09] Lovelessstory: mine!123

[17:09] VballChey14: Fine....GO!124

[17:09] Lovelessstory: *runs at the worm and bouces up into the air* 125

[17:09] Lovelessstory: *falls on ass* AH! I CAN'T JUMP THAT HIGH! C'MERE SO I CAN THROW YOU!126

[17:09] VballChey14: *Distracts worm*127

[17:09] VballChey14: NO YOUR SHORTER AND LIGHTER I'LL THROW YOU!128

[17:09] VballChey14: *Throws wendy*129

[17:10] Lovelessstory: holy shit!!! i didn't have the needle* *goes flying past the worm because cheyenne didn't aim*130

[17:11] Lovelessstory: *disappears in the distance than a cannon ball sounds and i come flying back with a sword and cape* *stabs worm in eye* take that!!!!131

TO BE CONTINUED....