Dear Eleanor

Dear Ellie1

Im writing to you half an hour after you have just done something. I could write to you a time before this, to stop you from dying your hair altogether, but it did look good for a while, so I'm not. HOWEVER, pouring lots and lots of vinegar in your hair to try and strip the dye out before your prom (two weeks away!) will NOT help... it may help the colour a little bit, but trust me, its not worth the smell. You've got an English GCSE tomorrow morning, how are you going to explain smelling like a fish and chip shop?! And trust me, washing and rinsing your hair 4 times will NOT help the smell go away. So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take note of this letter and heed its warning! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PUT VINEGAR IN YOUR HAIR!! 2

Love a Smelly Ellie (from your future)3

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I was going to write something more depressing about another moment in my life that has affected me alot, but decided to go for something lighthearted. Plus, the smell of vinegar is starting to get to me :|

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  • slamstudent1207
    July 31, 2005
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    this was hilarious. I wasn't expecting this at all. I love the perspective of writing to your past self. the whole concept is funny, and I can imagine the whole smelling like vinegar thing would not be too ideal (especially in a chance encounter with the opposite sex). over all a fantastic little write.
    Much love,
    Matt


  • Lin-Z the Author
    July 18, 2005
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    A little on the pathetic side

    This made no since. There was no hard point.


  • July 18, 2005
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    This was really uplifting and funny, I hope you win the contest!

  • Blonde moment
    June 18, 2005
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    not your best

    good joke


  • xtootiex
    June 17, 2005
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    lmao this was funny and light hearted and omg u really put vinegar in ur hair? lol bummer. good luck in the contest x x


  • openwindow
    June 12, 2005
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    hey WG

    You might find the smell a lil annoyin but i find it so amusing! not in a harsh way it's just it's a typical you thing to do, n you must admit your gonna look back and laugh in a few years time. It's good for us asweel cos then we know when your comin....................not that we'd be doing anything of course. if it smells bad when the prom comes i have some aroma therapy oil we can douse it in keep up the great writing. you should definatly win!


  • Jace Kindu
    June 8, 2005
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    Oh man this is nice. And now just because I read it I need to enter this contest now. This one is definately kickin!


  • Bride Of Hate
    June 8, 2005
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    lmfao!! so that's what the smell was!! lol. and they had to put ME next to you! huh! tut!
    lol. im joking hunni. you didnt smell. well, no more than usual.
    v amusing write hunni. love ya LOADS!! kitty xxx


  • Angelwithoutwings
    June 8, 2005
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    lol no really not a good idea, but a great write, good luck in your contest & in everything else, great write certainly put a smile on my face

  • Princess16
    June 8, 2005
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    this is good and yes u should dnt use vinegar lol. ihope ur exams go ok huni and i bet u'll look beautiful for the prom
    luv ceri
    xxx

  • falling curtain
    June 8, 2005
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    Well luckily vinegar rubbed into my pillow so i didn't smell THAT bad at the exam, however my bathroom stunk and meine mutter wasn't happy! lol o well!!


  • sky black
    June 8, 2005
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    awwwwwwww bless, yeh bad idea...i could have told you that! but hey, at least you'll have a funny joke. nice write and i hope you do well in the exams and stuff, good luck in the contest, l8az love ya sky xxx *giggles*

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