Fool!

Choo Choo the PMSing Train (AKA: Bobby D.) went past me this morning.1

He saluted me, and then slapped me- even if he's a train and he has no hands or feet, because he was PMSing.2

I called him a stupid underwater squirrel in his birthday suit.3

He said "Well, at least I'm Sandy, and not Patrick!"4

I slapped him, even though I'm a wooden dinosaur, and I can't move.5

I called him a mole with tentacles instead of eyes.6

He said: "Moles don't have eyes, stupid! They already HAVE tentacles instead of eyes."7

I said: "Well, I'm not stupid! I knew that already! So don't call me stupid!8

He said: "I already did!"9

I stuck out my tongue, and told him to go watch the Teletubbies.10

He said he already was doing that, and it was true.11

I smiled, and asked him if I could watch them with him, and his elderly gnome friend, Bill, who lived in the other side of the rainbow, and stole money from the pot of gold behind Santa Claus's back. 12

He said:13

"NO!"14

I said: "PLEASE!"15

He said:16

"HELLZ NO!"17

I said: "PLEASE!"18

He said:19

"NO!"20

I said: "Well, it's your loss!"21

He said: "Alright then!"22

But then he regretted what he said, and we watched the Teletubbies together with Bill, the gnome.23


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Joy, the bald Barbie (AKA: BALD BARBARA with capital letters) went past me this afternoon.25

She said hello to me, and then she slapped me, even if she's not allowed to, cause she's too damn ugly. 26

I called her a bald rodent, just because I secretly think she looks like one. 27

She said: "Dude, put on some pants."28

I said: "Yeah, right! Like I'm not wearing any pants!" 29

I looked down to see BALD BARBARA with capital letters, was right... I wasn't wearing any pants.30

I said: "Shoot, Joy, the Bald Barbie... now I...31

I AM SCARRED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."32

She said being bald came with benefits, and she left, even if Barbie's can't walk by themselves.33

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Joe, the african american Furby (AKA: Joe, the african american Furby)went past me.35

He slapped me, even if he wasn't working well, because a man spilled peanut juice on his favorite pink shirt.36

He said: "You're just a fool!"37

I asked: "So what?"38

He said: "WELL, I PITY DA FOOL!"39

I said: "No you don't!"40

He said: "YEAH I DO!"41

I said: "NO!"42

He said: "YES!"43

I said: "You're just saying that because a man spilled peanut juice on your favorite pink shirt."44

He said: "Man, you're good!"45

And then he flew away, even if Furbies don't have wings.46