The War With the Mythical Creatures I did not Know Existed Part 1

Hi! I'm Calvin. This is a autobiography im writing. You know, theres a funny story of how I named the tittle. Weeelllll, its not really funny, just kinda weird. And it has lots of pain. But since this thing that happened really changed me (physically and mentally), I'm just going to write about it.1

Well, it was a normal morning. I had just woken up. I yawned loudly, and yelled, "Mom! Whats for breakfast?" Well, they didn't reply. Thats usually not a good sign when you don't hear your parents. But I thought nothing of it, only that they might be asleep. I stumble out of my room and into the bathroom. As I washed my face, I looked into the mirror. I gasped. My face had turned a dark reddish color, and I felt tiny little hairs all over my face. Ewwww, I thought. I tried to wash it off, but nothing happened.2

Geez, what happened? So I ran back to my room wondered if there was paint on the bed or something. Suddenly, my face started itching, and it gradually rose to a burning, hot pain. I collasped and tried to scream, but my throat was blocked up.3

Suddenly, a dark, tall shadow loomed over me. Well, that was my first encounter with a werewolf. He looked like a normal person, until he shape-shifted. He spoke through huge jaws and inch long teeth.4

"Well, my friend. You're going to become a werewolf, so please don't move to lessen the pain."5

By that time, I didn't doubt that I was becoming a werewolf. Suddenly, my window crashed open. I could barely see and distinguish light and shadows, but my hearing was just dandy.6

A feral snarl came from the large wolf's jaws. Suddenly, the shadow that burst through my window blurred even more and slammed into the werewolf. The werewolf crashed into the wall and cracked the redwood paneling.7

The shadow that came through the window swept me up and jumped out back the window. I briefly thought he was crazy, until he landed with a soft thump and started running. The shadow seemed to glide, but at a breakneck speed. The werewolf's howls receded into the distance.8

"I am a vampire. If you do not wish to remain a werewolf your entire life, then good for you, for I am neutralizing your werewolf part. If not, too bad."9

Of course, the vampire didn't say it like that. It was much more graceful, and with a smooth English accent. Suddenly, my neck hurt, and I felt two new bursts of pain, like sharp pointy sticks stabbing my neck.10

I blacked out. Of course, a feeling of being burned in your face, and a feeling out being stabbed in the neck will do that to you.11

I woke up two days later, or so I was told. It's hard to keep track of time when your unconcious. By now, I was a werepyre. Well, I didn't know that at first.12

I woke up in a surprisingly bright room. The bed was soft and cushy, and it was comfortably warm. Suddenly, I heard snarling and grunting sounds. I weakly turned my head to the source, and saw that the vampire and the werewolf were battling ferociously. The vampire's arm had been torn off, but there was no blood. However, the wolf was splattered with blood but seemed to only have minor injuries. I wasn't sure what to do, because both had tried to abduct me and both had infected or bitten me. Finally, I decided to take my chances. I bundled up my blankets, and threw them into the fray. The wolf and the vampire were tangled up, but the sheets were getting torn into confetti. I rolled of the bed and hit the floor. Not a smart move. Aparently, the bed was a bunk bed and was about 5 feet high. Oof.13

I think that that was the point when the pain all came back again. I don't think i should have moved. But even through the pain, I slowly got up and hobbled to the door. It was locked. The pain was receding, and I hobbled slightly faster to the window. I hit it as hard as I could. I bruised my palm. Suddenly, something barreled into me. It was the wolf. It bit my neck, intending to kill me. Aparently, if the werewolf couldn't have me, then no one could. I shuddered and tried to relax myself. Suddenly, something grabbed my torso and pulled. It was the vampire. I felt as though I was being torn apart. Suddenly, the vampire broke the wolf's grip and smashed through the window. We fled into the bright day.