my brand new reasons to live.

1. I totally just bought a Gryffindor shirt at Hot Topic yesterday and I refuse to die before I can wear it to the HBP and DH movies, to which I shall be first in line. Obviously.1

2. FOUR WORDS. SIX FLAGS SCHOOL TRIP.2

3. I am four months away from being in HIGH SCHOOL! GOD COULD THAT BE ANY COOLER?3

4. I am going to Japan the summer after this one as a student ambassador. I know sick right?4

5. My birthday is in like two months and I am not dying as a birthday present.5

6. Because my favorite HP fanfic You Hate Me isn't finished yet and I simply must know what happens with Piper and Sirius. =]6

7. If I were dead I wouldn't be able to check my facebook which means I'd have a bazillion notifications and my friends would hurt me(when they died of course) because I never got back to them.7

8. There's no way I am dying before I get a heart wrenching romeo and juliet romance(that doesn't end in death because that would be a little oximoronic and ironic)8

9. If I die, then who will keep the ass named Cris from annoying my friends?9

10. SOCCER SEASON IS SOO FRICKING CLOSE! I will not leave my friends to face our arch rivals by themselves.10

11. HOUSE AND CAMERON MUST HOOK UP. I WILL NOT DIE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS.11

12. I'm not famous yet.12

13. College is going to be so much fun!13

14. Because Gabriel and Avery haven't gotten back together yet in my story and I can't die before I finish it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I <3 them.14

15. Summer camp with Charlie Brown(laruen) I love that girl absolutely to pieces. She is coming to camp with me.15

16. What would Miriam do without me to take over her guestbook? NOTHING I TELL YOU.16

17. There are so many hot boys out there that I haven't rated yet.17

18. When I get old enough I'm traveling around the world to take pictures of good looking guys (polaroids of course oh and plus who doesn't want to travel around the world?) and then from there I will create the ultimate rating scale. good bye 1-1018

19. I haven't gotten to burn breaking dawn yet.19

20. Did I mention I had a Gryffindor shirt? Girl please if that couldn't bring me back from the brink of hypothetical sucicde nothing could.20

21. Who would get my stuff. I've got no will.21

22. Because I've not yet searched for the entrance to Hogwarts.22

23. Because all I'd do was talk Jesus's ear off about harry potter. I'm fairly certain I wouldn't even be able to get across Styx because I would have annoied the ferry guy.23

24. Markus Zusak must be writing something.24

25. I KNOW J.K ROWILING IS AND I AM SOO FRICKING EXCITED.25

26. I haven't read bloodhound yet.26


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My more!27

27. I don't think AT&T plans cover the after life.28

28. Whose going to by my minutes? I have to at least text the living every once and a while and be like "Hey you, I'll see you soon!!! Love The Dead Natalie!" Or something29

29. I would spend eternity with rainbow nails. Nope. I refuse to let that happen. I mean they're cool for like the first week and a half then it's like Was I drunk when I did this?30

30. My License. 31

31. If I write romance it pisses me off because it's all like twilight knock offs which I never notice until I've finished them, there is no escaping Edward Cullen and Bella Swann with their shit of a child named RENESMEE?! (wtf?)32

32. 2012 is supposed to be like the second coming of the Messiah and stuff. I can't die four years before that because that would be FOUR YEARS of waiting until judgment day. Not Cool. I'm impatient people. (I got all of this off a history channel program that I watched when I was half asleep. Don't hurt me if I got it wrong)33

33. Because I just saw BEAR GRYLLS EAT BEAR SHIT. That episode is going to be watched by me and my brother and father so we can comment on how ridiculous he is.34

34. Because my sister and brother and I are still not close yet.35

35. I feel the need to bring this back once more. GRYFFINDOR SHIRT!36

36. Friday is the final day before February vacation!37

37. Idk because life is fun? So screw me I don't want to die.38

38. Because I've made it this far.39

39. KT and I haven't made our 87 Reasons to Love Miley Cyrus (We don't we just do this kind of stuff with people we hate, the whole thing is sarcastic and witty and OMG KT PUT THEM UP HERE!!!!!!!!) sorry. In our agenda books.40

40. Because I want proof of the 'other side' before I go to it thank you.41

41. Rawr. because I have yet to get Laura Back. She video tapped our conversation on the phone where I was singing the Jizz In Your Pants song from SNL and rrg. put it on facebook.42

42. Because I HAVE A SOCCER GAME TOMORROW EPIC WIN!43

43. Because we've got March Madness soon on our basketball team.44

44. NBA ALL STAR GAME.45

45. 'Cause I Love Rudy Steiner. and I don't know how this fits in but it's a reason I refuse to die.46

46. My(favorite) Aunt is getting married soon! 47

47. SUMMER!48

49. Because my friends are awesome (miriam included -]<---cyclops!)49

50. I give up.