Random Awesomeness! (Intro)

Hi, my name is Tyler-the-Grate. I search for anything that isn't human, and I bring them to a home, a place they can be... whatever they want. Not that I'm human or anything, no. I just happen to be a Ick-Van-Libnier. Basically, I can ransform into whatever I choose. when I am under a lot of pressure, I can't control it. In many of the things I do, I get called "different" or "weird" sometimes I even get the "abnormal" expression. One time, while I was walking on the road, and I saw a really good looking girl, so I tried to approach her, but as I said hi, I turned into a mouse, and that's not anything compared to some of the things that are going to happen in this story. I used to have family, but I abandoned them. When I did, I was abused daily. There was no way it could remain that way. It was just too difficult of a life. Now, I am becoming successful. I have got a job at this popular place called "Garmin". I am getting promoted from assistant janitor to janitor. In this story, I am going to include many people whom you might know, because they are members of this site. I am going to try to add their personalities in as good as possible. You have got to read this story if you want to find out any more.