funny sayings (contest entry w/ requirements included)

FUNNY SAYINGS WITHOUT REQUIREMENTS1

"All tires look the same to me -- they're all made out of cheap material and cost a lot."12

"Love was here -- too bad it packed its bags and left."23

"Ingrediednts of Ice Cream: Water, Sugar, Vanilla Extract, Sugar, Cream, Sugar, etc...."34

"Are we human, or are we hobbits? My sign is vital, my hands are cold, and I'm on my knees, looking for the Ring of Morridor. Are we human, or are we hobbits?" (based off the song Human by The Killers)45

"Sing, Dance, Play, Take a chance!"56

"IDK, my BFF's Jen, Tay, and Kim!"67

"ROFLOL LMAO PIMP LOL ROFL.....LA!"78

"I love you, but you don't love me. I see you, but you don't see me. I dream about you, but you don't dream about me. I am invisible -- but, you do see me."89

"Upside down, standing up, Upside down, standing up, hypnotized!"10

THESE ONES USE THE REQUIREMENTS11

"How come colds come and go but being a spaz never leaves?"12

"Sewiously ywou nweed two twype rwight!"13

"(Surfer dude) Totally wicked! You're that girl from wicked!!"14

"person 1: I'M BACK FROM THE FUTURE! person 2: when did you leave?"15

"HOLY MOM OF BATMAN! IT'S A BLUE AND BLACK AND GREY AND RED AND PURPLE AND PINK AND STRIPPED AND DOTTED AND FUZZY AND SMALL AND LARGE AND COLD AND PAPER AND HAIR AND EYES AND NOSE AND NUMBER AND BLACK SPIDER!"16

"Hey Polly, click on this link! DID U CLICK? Riggety Roll! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"17

"Hey, Look what I can do! I can run from here to this mountain in less than a second. (.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later...) Want to see it again?"18