This will be fun ;) xxx

'Oh come on Dill, you never have fun, your always so boring!' Kate whined at me. She whines a lot. 1

'Me, no fun? Why Kate I am terribly hurt by your accusation,' I replied with a smirk. Now if I had to rate myself on being fun, i'd probably say I'm a 7 out of 10, but Kate, oh Kate was a different story all together, she was never satisfied, always wanting more and more and MORE! I loved that about her, she was wierd, annoying, overly extreme and my best friend. 2

'Oh ha ha, come on Dill, don't be such a chicken! Chicken chicken chicken! Bawk Bawk Bawk!'3

Did I mention that she is annoying?4

'Fine, but only because I'm not a chicken and super fun,' 5

'Yes!' she shouted with glee.6

Poor Kate, her mother must have dropped her on her head when she was little.7

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10 minutes passed and we were putting our plan into action. She stood by the princables door while 'reading' Wuthering Heights and I hid behind the nearby wall. We were waiting for Mr. Kaevens to leave his office for ohase one of our plan. I looked around and checked for near by teachers, not one in sight. I was turning back when I saw Dean Murphy looking at me, he smiled and waved. I waved back hoping he wont rat us out if he caught us in our magor scheem. Dean Murphy is known as the school rat. He doesn't rat out everyone, just those who aren't worthy, as he likes to say, I'm not sure if I'm not worthy or whatever, but right now I hope to God I am. Even though there s a 98% chance we will get caught. Dean Murphy. He's actually pretty hot, very popular, with his short brown hair and needy blue eyes, makes my mouth water just thinking about him . . . I snap out of when I hear Mr. Kaevens door open. He walks out with his 'warning bell' and starts waving it around like mad. 9

'GET TO CLASS! DETENTION FOR WHOEVER IS IN THIS HALL WHEN THIS BELL STOPS RINGING!' He shouts. 10

Everyone runs a mile. He walks down the hallway with his bell and we see our chance. I look over at Kate and see her smiling. She's getting ready to open the door. I look down the corridors and see Mrs. Briggens. Oh crap. I bolt for the door before she shes me and Kate opens it for me, running in after. I quickly run to the drawers and start to rummage through them, I find a set of keys and toss them to Kate. She quickly shoves the keys one by one into the keyhole. 'Click'.11

'It's locked,' she says with that evil grin of hers as she walks toward me. I scoot over and she sits beside me on Mr. Kaevens huge chair. His oh so magnificent chair. It's one of them chairs that you just sink into. I look at the microfone to the intercom and then glanced to the massive clock. It's just about time for our plan. 12

'You want to go first?' I say to Kate with a smile.13

'You bet,' she whispered with an evil smile. 14

She switched on the red button and started speaking in a sexy tone, 'Oh John Kaeven, that feels so good, yes higher, higher!' she squeled. 15

I would have fallen off me seat with laughter but this chair has a comfy back on it. I grabbed the microfone. 'So you like that Stephanie? Well then your gonna love this!' I shouted into the mic.16

A very load bang on the door made the both of us jump. 17

'Open this door immediatly!' Mr. Kaeven shouted.18

Kate smiled at me and we both hit the button at the same time and started making moaning noises. 19

'Oh John, harder, harder!' Kate screamed into the microfone. 20

'Oh Stephanie!' I shouted.21

'Please, John, call me Mrs. Briggens!'22

'As you wish, Mrs. Briggens, hey do you like this, huh, do you?23

'Oh I love it . . .Sir!'24

Me and Kate both fell down laughing, she leaned against me and laughed me off the side of the chair apparently. We could hear Maggot the gardener cussing as he tried to break the door down. Kate hopped up and shouted into the mic. 'Iyahalahalahala!'.25

I joined her in her explosion of wierd noises and then everything went queit. Then the banging and loud shoving started again. Kate picked up something off the side of the desk. Her phone. She was recording this the whole time. I gave her a high five and turned to the huge window. It was time for our escape. She grabbed her pink schoolbag and took out a red permanent marker. She looked at Mr. Kaevens white leather chair with an evil expression. She started writing 'Johnny and Steph, the highlight of our life, 2009!' I grabbed the marker off her and wrote 'Mrs. Briggens wants a fuck John, you better hurry with that 3 inches of yours!'26

Kate was opening the window while I took out the bottle of vodka and poured it all over everything. We weren't going to leave evidence. I turned to see her video recoding this with her phone. So much for leaving no evidence! I grabbed the phone and turned it to her and said 'This woudn't have been a success without the brilliant Kate Preston!' and then clicked save and threw it back at her. She caught it and started climbing out the window. I grabbed my bag and threw it over my shoulder and ran for the window. She hopped to the ground and I was right behind her. We ran for the forest laughing and smiling. It was a sunny day with a light breeze. The wind blew gently through Kates long black hair. Her fringe blew back over her hair and her green eyes shone like diamonds. We both came to a halt as we were out of breath and gasping for air. I took out a bottle of water and tossed it to her. She caught it. She had a knack for catching things. I lay down and she lay down beside me. The both of us cuddled close and closed our eyes with the sun shining through the leaves onto our faces. 27

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