Bravo Company Moments

First Sergent Outlaw1

Sat next to him coming back from AWOL, as I talked shit about the army to the person to my right. When in the airport, he was in civis and he goes2

"can i talk to u in private soldier?"3

"yes sir"4

we walk over to a semisecluded place and he goes5

"u must be over at Ft. Huachuca"6

"yes sir"7

"305th Battalion?"8

"yes sir"9

(at this point i was thinking, this guy is creepy)10

"Bravo Company?"11

"yes sir"12

"Do you know who I am?"(as he leans in really close)13

"no sir"14

and he says as evil and quiet as he could without whispering15

"I'm your fucking first sergent"16

I snap into parade rest17

"Yes first sergent!"18

"relax bud, u'll be fine, i am going to tell them ur back though"19

"yes first sergent"20

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2nd Luitenant Salamary23

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We sit in a room called the day room during the duty day as holds, and often times we fall asleep because its boring and hot in that room. Well the XO(executive officer) as we called him the one above the CO(commanding officer). Highest rank in the company, and i was snoring right before he walked in. And everyone stands up and yells "attention", I don't wake up, i jsut stop snorring. Then he goes relax guys, i don't have a detail, just a question for ya'll. And after that I let out a huge snore. And he looks at me funny and he walks over to me.25

"O loook, floppy's asleep" he tapps my face, hey floppy, hey hey hey floppy, wanna wake up, wanna wake up?" I don't budge at all, he's close enough for my snores to be in blown in his face. And he walks back and he goes "he aint bothering no body, that's probably the most productive he's been all week" everyone laughs a bit. Then something clicks in my mind the XO is here. I stand up real quick, with balence not in mind and I yell "Attention!" everyone in unison goes "shut up" then the XO goes "go back to sleep" i respond "yes sir" as I fall straight forward, i didn't hit my head on the ground, i hit my face on the ground. He recoils a bit and tells another soldier, "hey check to make sure he didn't break his nose".26

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Captain Townsend30

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On superbowl sunday most of the company was at a superbowl party behind the barracks. Well i had to go around the barracks to avoid a formation in the front of the barracks. And I'm seen by someone incharge of the details. He's in ACUs and I knew him, wat i didn't know was the captain was right behind him. Anyways Private Eesex goes32

"Hey Quesadilla, you know u missed the detail at 1400 to get all this put together right"33

"ooops my bad, o well"34

"well this detail ends in half an hour we gotta take everything appart, am I gonna see you there?"35

"ummmmm, nah, probably not, actually, definately not"36

I have this conversation, not even stopping for him, by that time he can't see me anymore so he stops talking. I didn't know the captain was directly behind him. So I go across the street. And waiting for me when I comeback is the Captain in civilian clothing, waiting at my door. He didn't let me go in, so I ask him(not recognizing him)37

"hey dude, fuck off let me get in my room" he goes "wow, if this is the way you talk to the captain i can't immagine wat it would be like talking to a private, o wait, yes i can. I was rightbehind that man you just blew off. You're gonna be at that detail, and I'm gonna make sure u do personally."38

"yes sir"39

he did40

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Sergent First Class Case42


I was in the van with him and 2 other privates and we r driving past a Charlie formation. The sergent goes "God Damn, y Charlie, I hate fucking Charlie. They are not right in any way shape or form. Their uniform is jacked up, not dress right dress, 6 fucking squads, drug problems. They are so fucked up to me."43

I interject for humor "Sarnt, even I think they're all jacked up" and he looks at me to see if i'm serious and he goes "God damn, that is really fucked a company, even Quesadilla thinks they're fucked up. They really dropped the ball!"44

He took me over to their company later with him, and he goes to their sergent and says "this is my least squared away soldier. He looked at your formation with me in the van and said that's all jacked up" and he pauses "if it don't reach his standards, it definately don't meet army standards, I suggest you fix it before someone higher up figures this out"