a naruto easter

As ususal Team 7 was at the bridge waiting for their arrogant Sensei.1

"So whats your plans for Easter?"2

Sakura asked brightly, adjusting her skirt.3

They knew that Their Sensei would cancel training to hunt for eggs.4

"Why would anyone want to celebrate a holiday with a giant rabbit?" Sasuke muttered5

under his breath.6

"It makes no sense."7

Sakura pouted slightly and wacked him on the arm.8

"Sasuke-kun cheer up, its not just about a freakishly large rabbit breaking into peoples 9

houses and scattering eggs everywhere,"10

"THE RABBIT BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE?!" Naruto -the hyperactive blonde- shouted.11

"Yes Dobe, it breaks into your house and scatters Egg-Bombs everywhere and steals your12

soul." Sasuke spat bitterly.13

Naruto, not getting the sarcasm, screamed louder and started running around in circles.14

"The only way to protect yourself is to stand naked in a large box filled with jam, and 15

repeat "I am gullible" a hundred times."16

Sakura caught on giggling.17

"BUT before you say that you must run around the village quacking like a duck." Sasuke18

Naruto stopped, "In the box filled with Jam?"19

"Yes Dobe."20

Naruto sprinted off, going to buy lots of jam.21

Neji and Tenten came walking up the road, talking.22

"Oh hey Sakura!" Tenten bounded over.23

"Whats up Tenten?" 24

"Oh you know." She blushed.25

"Hey want to come with us to go Easter Egg hunting?"26

"Sure Id love to."27

Sasuke merely nodded, and continued his staring contest with Neji.28

"Great! The eggs are real and have yolk in them so be careful!"29

As they walked into the village to the forest, a stark-naked Naruto jogged past them.30

(A/N with a box covering his below the belt area )31

Quack! QUAAAAAA-32

They whipped around.33

Naruto had run straight into Hinata.34

"Oh Hinata-Chan im so sorry! I really have to hurry but later I can come by and see if your 35

OK!"36

Hinata got up, but sank back down and fainted because of a massive nosebleed.37

Soon enough, her younger sister Hanabi ran up to her and helped her home.38

When they got into the forest they were told to "Grab a basket and head out into yer wood39

der"40

Sasuke was partnered with Sakura and Tenten with Neji.41

'Oh no...im with Sasuke! He hates my guts...'42

Sakura remebered the day he returned, she had greeted him with a smile...43

"Welcome Back Sasuke-kun!" Sakura beamed.44

"YO TEME!" Naruto ran up to him, 45

'Shes going to glomp me or something now isn't she?' Sasuke thought, waiting for the girl.46

He felt impact, but not the same kind.47

Flying backward several feet Sasuke felt a pain in his cheek.48

"THATS FOR BETRAYING YOUR VILLAGE AND TRYING TO KILL US YOU BAKA!" Sakura yelled.49

Naruto smiled sheepishly shaking his head.50

As Sasuke ignored her, she felt anger rise.51

Smiling evily, Sakura whipped an egg at Sasuke.52

Hitting him in the head, Sasuke stopped for a second.53

Sakura tried to hold in her laughter but this was too good to be true.54

"The wind is really strong today isn't it?" Sakura half laughed half smirked.55

Sasuke turned around slowly, Sakura gasped as he reached into his basket and drew out56

four eggs.57

He whipped them at her so fast she could hardly see them, she managed to dodge all of58

the eggs.59

"Missed me Missed me." She sang.60

He tackled her, pinning her down.61

"HEY!" She winced.62

"Do you know the rest of the line?"63

"Now you've got to kiss me?"64

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.65

"You said it not me." He smirked and kissed her.66

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Neji was walking beside Tenten, who was smiling and skipping along the path.68

They stopped short of a figure in the distance, Neji not expecting this, grabbed 69

Tenten around the waist to protect her.70

I AM GULLIBLE! I AM GULLIBLE!71

Naruto appeared, once again Naked jam jars were scattered around him.72

Neji sighed with relief and looked down at Tenten.73

Tenten blushed a little, the wind carried a few strands of her hair in front of her face.74

Neji, smiling softly, reached out and brushed them away.75

"Thanks." Tenten whispered, not looking at him.76

Suddenly there was an explosion, jam flew everywhere, they were knocked down and77

rolled, ending up with Neji on top of Tenten.78

Naruto, a few yards away lookming dazed, looked down,79

He was covered in jam, yet the box was gone.80

"HOLY CRAP!" He yelped and ran behind a bush.81

Minutes later, Neji and Tenten were kissing.82

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Naruto ran over to his house, Whistles followed him.84

After he got chnaged he went to check up on Hinata like he promised.85

"Shes in her room," Hanabi led him to Hinata's bedroom.86

Naruto knocked and walked in.87

Hinata was asleep on her bed, she still hadn't changed her clothes but she looked peaceful.88

Naruto blushed as he leaned in and kissed her lightly on the head.89