I hate you cause your plastic
Oh right your fantastic
Your completely plastic
Put a bullet in you
Cut of those fake tits to
Imma blow your face of
Sorry I'm to nice, Not
Imma cut you up hoe
Don't run around like you know1
I'll grab you by the hair
Stab you in the back
Cut your throat directly
You think your so sexy
Don't try to run away2
So plastic- I hate you cause your plastic
Miss I'm fantastic
Your overly bombastic
I hate you cause your plastic
And completely spastic
I hate you cause your Plastic3
Let's see you run in those heels
With ankles wrapped round your ears
I don't think you can see
Your eyes looking directly
With one fork and there out
No lungs left to shout4
I'll grab you by the hair
Stab you in the face
Cut your throat smoothly
Wish you weren't so choosy
Don't try to run away5
So plastic- I hate you cause your plastic
Miss I'm fantastic
Your overly bombastic
I hate you cause your plastic
And completely spastic
I hate you cause your Plastic6
I hate you cause your pretty
But inside your just vein
So try to grown a brain
You're a freaking head case
Won't come near no matter what
Have I got something you've not
I see you got some nerve girl see
Get ready to observe me7
So plastic- I hate you cause your plastic
Miss I'm fantastic
Your overly bombastic
I hate you cause your plastic
And completely spastic8
R-R.R.R.R.R.REMIIXXXX 9
And you know what you did to me
I'll make you wish that you wouldn't be
All you haters in make up will see
There is more to us natural beauties (2)10
What you do to us girls isn't right
You take our worlds and you crush us in site
You make yourself feel much better for grace
I hate your plastic... (2)
Author notes
My brother and I were making up stupid songs
and this was mine.
Blair 
A contest entry
- Lyrics, la-la-la by reilly500.
175 points, ended February 5, 13 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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hahaha
at first i thought you were talking about a blow up doll. hhahahaha guess not, anyways, funny song, you guys must be realllllly bored. hahahaha my siters and i just watch korean dramas or House MD, that is the greatest show ever!! this is my commentaton that happens every blue moon or when im really bored like right now, hahahaha i got to fly

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Cool
I can see it in some rap venue. Probably some guy grabbing his crotch as he sings. LOL

beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 4, characters: 5.
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I love this Blair, it is totally hilarous.


beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.



