The priest fell wildly though the sky. He splattered on the street. An old man walked darkly toward him. ?Did you just fall out of the sky?? the old man said baring his rotted teeth in a half smile. His old wrinkled face wrinkling even more. The priest looked up in confusion. ?I did. What of it.?? ?Come on honey.? said the old man with an odd look on his ancient face. ?Of what speakest thou?? The old man took the priest by the hand. ?I prayed to god that he would send me a lover I told him to make my lover fall out of the sky. When I said amen you fell out of the sky, lover.? the old man smiled. His breath reeked of a combination of rot and alcohol.1
The priest had not known he could run so fast or scream so loud. The old man followed for a block but gave up saying he knew the priest would come back to him. The Priest ran into an old church. There he explained this strange occurrence to another priest who then agreed to house the Priest. ?My name is Father Bob. Yours?? said the overly obese but kindly priest. ?Father Nathaniel.? said the young thin priest still exhaling heavily and doubled over in effort to breath.2
Father Bob hurried to prepare food for Father Nathaniel, while Father Nathaniel sat on a moderately comfortable chair still attempting to catch his breath. ?So, Father Nathaniel, what brings you here?? Father Bob asked as he handed Father Nathaniel a large glass of water. Father Nathaniel looked seriously into Father Bob?s eyes. ?To find a girl.? ?Why?? Father Bob asked confusedly. ?To make sure that she is no longer a danger to the church.? Father Nathaniel answered with the utmost seriousness on his face ?What sort of harm could a little girl do?? Father Nathaniel?s face grew dark. He unfolded his story from the past.3
?That is ridiculous! Are you sure you weren?t just on a contact high from that old homeless man?? Father Nathaniel scowled at Father Bob. ?I guess not. I?m not helping you in this crack brained scheme of yours though I will not help you to harm anyone for any reason.? Father Bob shook his head to put an explanation point on his statement. Father Nathaniel got seasick from watching Father Bob?s many chins wobble and promptly threw up. Father Bob picked up the fainted Father Nathaniel as if he were a feather and carried him into an extra bed room.4
Author notes
hehehe revenge!
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Comments
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The homeless guy is just a littel revenge on the Nathaniel charactor...
and some comic relife to boot. the story is't that great but it was fun for me to write...
Father Bob was to show that I'm not Anti-Christian, i'm just againt those who become so enrapped in their religion that they are willing to do terrable things in its name...
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I like the homeless dude. Hope to see more of him down the road! Interesting story line here, I want to read more. The priests are like night and day, perhaps one's Baptist and the other Catholic. LOL Write on, Paggs
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lol Great write. I like the way you captured some of the empotions of both *laughs* priests.
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yes Father Nathaniel had that comeing awesome!
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haha father nathaniel had that coming to him he desived it *falls out of his chair laugh* owwey T.T
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okay..FatherBob is the new prist of the new time? and Father Nathaniel is the one from the past right? I got a little confused here on who was who. oh but this is great! Keep writing!!!
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