"Hey, talk to you later. I got a call on the other end."1
"Ok."2
*picks up other line*3
"Hello?"4
"Doncha' wish your girlfirend was hot like this?"5
"What?!"6
"That's what she said..."7
"Who is this?"8
"Your mom!" 9
"Really? Than how come this is a man?"10
"Im ya fatha, foo'"11
"But..."12
"Anywho, you have having macaronni and cheese tonight for dinner."13
"..."14
"Dot dot dot..."15
"Alright."16
"Oh MY god I'm on fire!"17
"Then...why aren't you dead?"18
"..."19
"Hello?"20
"..."21
"HELLO?"22
*line goes dead*23
*continues convo with other friend*24
"I think a man just died over the phone."25
"Oh MY god I'm on fire!"
Author notes
I do prank calls all the time.
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LOL!
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Thank you so much for entering the contest! Good luck!
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haha i love pranks they so funny, so was this
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Lol! This cracked me up. I like how it's all dialogue and the actions are inbetween stars. And how contradicting it is! "I'm your mom, no, I'm your father!" It's sure to puzzle the person on the other end of the line. Good work!
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That's so freaking funny! I love prank calls!
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REALLY REALLY FREKAIGN RANDOM! ME LIKEYS! plus, if that isnt enough, you used several words and phrases ^^ chip off the old block is ye! anyway, thanks for entering! Good job! Keep writing!
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