Science History Class (StarWars in Anime)

[Goku] I'm hungry!1

[Hakkai] Well, perhaps we can stop somewhere and eat?2

[Sanzo] No, we must attend with the Jet-I meeting.3

[Gojyo] What the heck are you talking about?4

[Sanzo] The jet-I counsel is waiting for us.5

[Hakkai] Sanzo are you alright? There is no Jet-I counsel.6

[Goku] I think he is hungry too.7

[Gojyo] He lost it8

[Sanzo] (Points a gun at Gojyo) I am not losing it. Darth Vater will come for us.9

[Gojyo] What the..?10

[Goku] Who is Darth Vater?11

[Sanzo] He is my father.12

[Goku] WHAT YOU HAVE A FATHER? WAIT I THOUGHT..13

[Sanzo] Hakkai, get me there quick. (Takes out a light beamer)14

[Gojyo] Holy shit15

[Hakkai] Um..May I ask where that come from?16

[Sanzo] It came from down there...17

[Goku] I wish I had one down there.18

And so they did.....19

[Serena] MOON CRESENT POWER!!20

[Darth Vater] How many times has she transformed?21

[Yoda] About 6785 times.22

[Darth Vater] Kill her23

[Serena] You can't kill me!! I am the queen of the moon. (twirls)24

[Obi] This is interesting.25

meanwhile...26

[Sanzo] DIE YOU GIANT MUFFIN PIE WITH STARBERRIES IN THE MIDDLE!!27

[Hakkai] Oh my god....this is good...28

[Goku] LOOK....THERE IS A GUY WITH A BLACK SUIT ON!29

[Darth Vater] Sanzo! My son.30

[Sanzo] DADDY!!31

[Darth Vater] Come here my son!32

[Sanzo] (Huggles Darth Vater then plays tennis with him for a while)33

meanwhile...34

[Ray] Where is Serena and Amy?35

[Mena] I don't know36

[Herro Yuy] I will go find them. LETS GO GUNDAM!37

[Gundam] I'M EATING HERE!38

[Heero Yuy] Eh?39

[Duo Maxwell] Your gundam is in shock.40

[Gundam] MUHAHAH!41

[Heero Yuy] You call that shock?42

[Wufei] I can go find them...43

[Ray] MARS SOLAR SYSTEM POWER!! FOURTH PLANET TRANSFORM!44

[Heero Yuy] Your right. Mars is the forth Planet. Using my Intelligence I have calculated the mass of energy conducted by the speed of light in gravity45

[Me] I never passed science...46

[Duo Maxwell] Have you? What did you use?47

[Heero Yuy] I used Specific gravity formula to calculate such extrodinary power.48

[Me] I never passes science... Oh wait..I said that...49

Meanwhile(again)50

[Sanzo] Again we meet in the same area, and the same time, distance, speed, motion, meters, velocity, lumin-51

[Gojyo] STFU!!52

[Darth Vater] Muhahaha, yes my son. Indeed we have met in the same area, and the same time, distance, speed, motion, meters, velocity, luminosity, and force.53

[Gojyo] (kills Darth Vater)54

[Sanzo] DADDY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!55

[Me] Later on Science History Class, Sanzo finds out who his real father is. or should I say...daddy. See us next time on, SCIENCE HISTORY CLASS!56