The most embarrassing/stupid thing i've ever done

wow, this is a hard one! Because, I've done so many humiliating things,I think someone would be suprised as the amount of embarrassing things I've done cost more than our house (lets just say my house was pretty expensive..1

School. One of placed 95% of people embarrass themselves, leaving them scarred for life. I'm in year seven now, and I'm going to tell you what happened last week. I still cringe at the memory, and will probably want the earth to swallow me up for the rest of my life when I see anyone who was there and witnessed the end of my life.2

We had P.E (urrrghhh) today, and we are doing Athletics/fitness. Which, as you would know if you knew me, I do not excel in. Anyhow, today we were doing running. I accidently forgot my P.E kit (accidently on purpose...) but had to join in anyway. The teachers found me a spair uniform in the lost-box property. Joy. It was a disgusting experience. The top stunk of B.O and was about eight million sized too small (I'm not fat, either. This person must be about the size of my little finger) and the shorts were a million sizes so big. At least, I didn't look or smell quite as terrible as my friend, Jude. Mr Whathisname, our p.e teacher, picked out girls, tiny shorts and top. The top showed off Jude's stomach, and the shorts were like knickers. 3

Jude and I paired up when we were asked too, and started the excersize. It was like orienteering, but they called it something else (don't know what) so we ran off, and did whatever the hell we wanted (i.e. eating smarties and drinking coke). We were walking, gossiping as usual, when we walked past my maths classroom. My maths teacher is Mr Dire. (Isn't it hilarious that the helping assistant is called Rear ((Direrear))) he wasn't it the class, but all the studnets were. We crept it, and asked where he was. They all said he had to deal with a boy called Ollie Kimber Bradshaw (one of my brothers) and was probably going to be a while. The class, Jude and I made a plan... We put all the chairs on the field, in a large puddle (very quickly, working in a team of 33 is very quick)and came back in. The some people wrote on the inteactive whiteboard. Then, Jude, me, Ellie and Simone went over to the science cupboard (not to far away, and we're all fairly fast runners). The door to the cupboard and found a fake skeleton. 4

When we got back, Mr. Dire was still gone (thank god for him being slow) so we put the skeleton right by the door, and we all made a line and stood behind it. (Me and Jude at the front, obviously.)...5

Mr. Dire FINALLY came back, and screamed (so funny) at the skeleton. (Vair vair amusing) we were waving our arms and singing "teenagers" by mcr. He wasn't happy... anyway, that's not the embarrassing part...6

Mr. Dire marched me and Jude to Mr Whatshisname, yelling at us. We tried not to laugh. Mr Whathisname was angry too. They made me and Jude get the chairs. The whole class was watching us from their window... (including the boy I fancy). I slipped in the mud, and went flying. My shorts fell down, to reveal my frog knickers. (*is bright red*) Jude started laughing hysterically, and so do I. I can't get up, and I pulled Jude down into the mud. We both couldnt get up and started rolling in the mud (dont ask). Then, some inspectors that were looking round, walked by. Now, detention for the next year... and embarrassment for the rest of my life.