I did not foresee your burning loin. -Lorelai, Gilmore Girls1
I'm furious. I'm going to be furious for a long time. This is hate sex. -Naomi, Private Practice2
Bimbos make me happy. I love their vacant, trusting stares, their sluggish, encumbered minds. Their unresolved daddy issues. At the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos. -Barney, How I Met Your Mother3
You were between them when they were hugging? Which way were you facing, dude, cause I gotta tell you, I'd be torn. -Dennis, Gary Unmarried4
Ugh. Look at them throwing themselves at him....Although I would love to live in his pants for a year. -Marc, Ugly Betty5
What is this? It looks like a flier for a rodeo at a women's prison. -Amanda, Ugly Betty6
I'm sorry, Robin, but you hooking up with this guy makes it seem like the only thing standing between you and sex is clothes. -Marshall, How I Met Your Mother7
BRIE: Peter's a felon? But he's so handsome, so refined!8
ORSON: Two qualities that did not serve him well behind bars.
-Desperate Housewives9
And as my dad says, "if she's good in bed, and not a crazy bitch, she's a keeper." -Steve, Questionable Content10
Author notes
I tried to find the "that's what she said" quotes from Rules of Engagement but the only way to see them is to buy them on iTunes sadly ): But here's some from The Office. (: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Office-Top-10-Thats-What-She-Said-Moments
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rotflmao omg that was hallarious! I love the one from how i met your mother!
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That's What She Said quotes are my favorite. Not to mention extremley funny. Some of these left me cracking up and in tears. I love it.
Good luck in my contest~
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