W.T.F. Chapter one......

{...Hello readers.1

We find a lonly boy named Daemon near a huge white wall at the start of this tale. My name is John Kirby, and I am your writer, and narator for this story.}2

**-Earth: 2'ed demination, population; 129 people. 3

note: more females on this earth than men. This fact made the men...different....**4

Daemon: *sigh* what another boring fricken' day...the white wall still has no art on it, the grass is still green on everyone's side....and worse of all.....I like it like that.5

I am tired of all of the people of THIS earth, ha, I wonder even why the people here are not even wiped out yet....6

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they can all go to heck for all I care, I like the peace here at the white wall....8

*Daemon puts on his 'WAY-TO-BIG headphones'*9

{unknown to Daemon, just on the other side of the white wall, a great symbol of pride for this earth, there was stalker...watching and lissing to daemon.......}10

*Daemon's friend, Zim, approches...*11

Zim: Hea there Headset! How's it goin' man?12

Daemon:......I told you not to call me 'Headset'....but hi all the same...13

Zim: Ha ha ha! Just as aloof as ever Daemon! Say, tell me again...why do you allways ware black clothing only again. You look so....Emo or something....14

Daemon: Because I can.15

Zim: AEI!!!! Wow man, doun't jump my neck man... *leans agenst the white wall* ....so, man, what are we goina do today?16

Daemon: well, Arcken and the rest said they wanted to meet up lator here....I just got here early to get some sun-ray zee's....17

Zim: Cool man....18

*They bouth look up at the sky.....and bouth of them fell asleep on the grass....* 19

**Somewhere in Heven.....**20

God: .....so, you understand everything clearly?21

???: ....yes sir, I am to find Daemon and....22

God: Yes, yes....now go! The fate of THIS earth rests upon you....23

???: Yes sir....24

**Back on earth**25

*Arcken, Bell, Dei, Sam, Robert, Lain, and John was voteing with what they should do today with Daemon and Zim....**26

Daemon: ....well? 27

Bell: *sigh* I just do not have any ideas....28

Sam: How about we 'art-up' this wall?29

Robert: You know as well as everyone else here know why we can't do that! Stupid...30

Sam: well, at least I am trying! 31

Dei: I say we all go jump caym and.....32

John: you say something Dei?33

Dai: ....no.... >_>34

Daemon: ....anyway, well I think this a record guys...finally a day has come that we all bored and have nothing to do together....35

Lain: I doun't think anyone needs anything here but each other, right John? 36

John: w www well... ^_^''''37

Bell: this is not the time for fore-play Lain!38

Lain: whats it to you, stay out of this Bell!39

John: Can't we all just be friends..... T_T40

**As the group fought.....the sky start to turn red. Slowely, and in a whered tatoo design of gothical proportions...Zim was the first to notice, then Daemon, then the rest of them.**41

*A golden bug appers before Daemon, then a big flash, reveling A male angel....*42

???: Daemon.....43

Everyone but ???: ..... o_0?44

???: God has chosen you to the savior of THIS earth. You must come with me now!!!!45

{Who is this angel, why is the sky red, and why is there even any girls fighting over John in the first place??? Stay tuned for the next chapter next week on: W.T.F.!!!}