"You're asking me if I want to go to Dairy Queen? Dude my pants are literally falling off."1
"It's not that far. . ."2
"Yes, it is."3
"What are you doing?"4
"I'm cross with you" I say sticking my thumbs in my belt buckles.5
"You look like an idiot."6
"Well, I forgot my belt, OK? Oh yea, and then this guy drags me out to go swimming and what do you know? I happen to go into the pool first, the guy comes out and he looks around and says it's too crowded and he's not going swimming. What the heck? Hey! What are you laughing at?"7
"Oh, nothing."8
"Yea, I'm sure you freakin' guy."9
"Your pants are really falling off?"10
"I usually wear a belt."11
He laughs, "That's too bad. Let's go to Dairy Queen now."12
"I've got to get a belt."13
"You're serious?"14
"As cross as I am with you, people are staring and I feel like an idiot."15
"You could just let them fall. I'm sure the ladies won't mind."16
"As much as I like your thinking, I think I'll continue to be upset with you."17
"You're going to walk like that the whole way home?"18
"Of course. Don't tick me off either. Did you ever see Monty Python?"19
"No."20
"You have to see The Search for the Holy Grail sometime. Any way, I can still kick you, so don't tick me off."21
"Right."22
"Freaking guy, next time you can get in the pool first."23
He laughs at me, but I still got my belt, so there. We never made it to Dairy Queen either. Serves him right!24
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Comments
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i can't believe you wrote a poem/short-story on this!! lol hillarious!!!
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that's funny. It sounds like a typical guy conversation lol. why do you all wear pants that are so huge you have to wear a belt anyway. lol. Good write, it amused me.
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haha good stuff.
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