A mother gave birth to twins. Unfortunately she could not afford to raise them on her own. So she put them up for adoption. They were each adopted to seperate foreign countries and one was name Juan, the other, Amal. One day the mother recieved a photograph of Juan and she stood in the kitchen looking at it. Then she said to her husband; "I wish I could have a picture of Amal as well." Her husband shrugged and replied. "It's okay hunny, they're twins, once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal"1
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I know I know, you feel stupider just for reading this don't you? If you don't get it , read it outloud.
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HAHAHA.That's awesome. i like puns, I don't know what it is about them i laugh every time and I can't help it.
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This is what I would call a great "groaner". I love jokes like this. Here's one for you -
Ghandi rarely wore shoes so his feet became very callused. He ate spicy Indian food so he had bad breath. He was always fasting so he was very thin. Do you what that made him? A super-callused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis. (Play on supercalafragilisticexpialadocious from Mary Poppins). Sorry, but that's one of my favorite groaners. lol
Congrats on the trophy!
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Excellent. It made me chuckle.
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Punny
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Dang, that was a bad pun. I award you a Bad Punster Award. Congrats for making me laugh! -
chuckles.. reading it out loud does make it better.. it's pretty clever.
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