Me: hey Satan!!1
Satan: WTF...2
Me: Soooo..... i heard Murdoc thinks he's better than you..3
Satan: That little freak, yea...he said that, what about it?4
Me: he's right~ Murdoc is WAAAAAY cooler than you, because...Satan kinda sucks.5
Satan: *evil glare*6
Me: Anyway......i don't like you, 'cuz God is better than you anyway...i mean really...you aren't that cool.7
Satan: *is going to kill me*8
Me: But is Murdoc actually became the new Satan and all, that'd be cool...i guess...but God is still cooler.9
Murdoc: *walks in*10
Me: Hey Muds!!11
Murdoc: 'ey, luv, whatta you doin' down 'ere in Hell?12
Me: i tripped and fell down the Hell Hole..13
Murdoc: Again?14
Me: Yea... *sweatdrop* Sorry.15
Murdoc: *heavy sigh*16
Satan: Will the two of you just shut up! Keep talking and you'll be scentanced to eternal damnation!17
Murdoc: 'ey don't look at me, i already gave you my soul, mate.18
Me: Well than...eternal damnation doesn't sound too fun...i'll be going now *runs away* Gah!! Muds help me, i can't reach the Hell Hole! I'm too short!19
Murdoc: What am i supposed to do? I'm only 2 inches taller than you!20
Me: oh yea.....well, we're screwed.21
Murdoc: yup.22
Satan: Why are all mortals so stupid...?23
Author notes
ALRIGHT! This will make NO sense unless you know who Murdoc is. Before you read this, you should read a little something about murdoc Niccals on wikipedia, if you don't already know who he is. He is the demon bass player of Gthe virtual band Gorillaz.
A contest entry
- You are standing before Satan by trekkergirl.
100 points, ended January 20, 13 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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why are mortals so stupid?
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C'est la vie
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you're right I don't know who murdoc is... kind of reminded me of a comic book character though. This was interesting though. Liked how creative it was. Thanks for sharing this and thanks for entering it into this contest.
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XD. Haha. This made me laugh a bit. And Murdoc is apparently God even though he's a satanist...
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Murdoc is God of Hell...AKA Satan...
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Murdoc scares meh. It would be awhile if I understood anything of the Gorillaz...
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I know pretty much everything about Gorillaz. And Murdoc is cool!
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I bet you and Madeline know everything about the Gorillaz, whereas Shinami-sama and I just remain clueless float away to randomVille!~ Phwee phwee... Nyaa...
But poor 2-D. T-T -
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Shinami doesn't know anything about them, really. She doesn't like the band.
and whatta ya mean "Poor 2-D??" It's fun to watch hism get beat up all the time
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Yes, when I went to her house last week she said she didn't know anything about them. I only know a little. D:
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She does know more than you about them
dur, 2-D is annoying and deserves to be beat up. besides, everyone likes 2-D except for a few people. -
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How is 2-D annoying? ... Does he complain all the time or something...?
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He just is...really....and he has about as many fangirls as Sasuke
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0_e. JC. I really didn't expect that. And Murdoc dances... Just... Ew... x_x I should just gouge my eyeballs out so I won't watch him dance....
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Wot? Did you see the Rock the House music vid or something...?
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The one you just sent me, and I guess, yes... x_x
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No! I sent you the dirty harry live video!
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0_e. JC.
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Wot's with the JC...?
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JC. Jesus Christ.
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Don't use his name in vain....seriously, say gosh or something..
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Since when did you get all freaky religious???
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Gomen. And OK, if you say so...
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Yay!! Murdoc's dance is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! *echos over the land*
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O.O I just noticed your avatar. WTF? XD.
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Don't you love my feather hat? XD
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Actually, yes, I like your feather hat. It's awesome. XD. Feathery hats are awesome.
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http://jameslogancourier.org/media/1/20060618-banastretarleton.jpg
He has a pretty good one, but nothing beats Lafayette's.
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