I was feeling like a hundred grand one night as I decided to take a walk down Fifth Avenue gazing into the Milky Way. I tell you the truth it was like abba zabba what happened to me on the corner of rocky road!1
Payday, I thought as I walked up to this baby ruth strutting her cherry stuff. She bluntly stated she likes it sweet and asked if I wanted to skor? Oh Henry, be my sugar daddy and make me feel like I am with three musketeers by letting me have your tootsie roll!2
Wait a minute I said and take five from your candy bar sex. I am not into playing games and sure don’t want any twix played upon me! Although, you are as pretty as a dove with your mounds as big as mars and I think I will take you up on your offer as I am feeling a bit super, so just call me Clark.3
We went to a hotel and she showed me her kit-kat and begged for a Mr. Goodbar. There were no snickers in our symphony as we both cried out for smores, and when she gave out her valomilk I too felt a little nutrageous.4
A few days later I found the sour punch to be on me as her tangy taffy gave me some kind of a weird goo goo cluster! I went to her again and told her about my; whatchamacallit. All she could say was, U-no butterfinger, it wasn’t great for me either! It felt as though you had been given a fast break from receiving a big hunk and it gave me no sugar baby. In fact we should have called our almond joy a milk dud as I can only rate you a zero.5
In fact she continued to exclaim, I could have picked up anyone like you on any candy isle and had a laffy taffy. Even a few runts would have been better than our candy bar sex. For I have seen better, even in a gummy worm!6
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bittersweet??
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Elusive Butterfly - Clever I am not to sure about and I did name all the candy bars I could find on the internet. I used I think 37 and there were only about 40 candy bars. I could be wrong on the numbers but should have went until I used 69 candies. LMSO ! Thank you.
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Darren, Tnis is without a doubt the cleverest poem I have ever read! You named evry single candy bar I could think of and put it to ggod use. Best of luck in this contest! I really had a great laugh!
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Samatorza Talia - As with the poetry that comes to me, they just come. Maybe I have a split personality or something. As far as them being useless, I have an inclenation that all writings are useless once one has read them and then are gone but that's just my way of thinking. Thank you so much for reading and finding it entertaining.
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Your stories are funny, extremely useless but everlasting entertaining!
Candy bar sex, how the hell did you came up with that one? In the beginning it was kinda weird because I do not know all the names of the candy bars, but that didn’t keep me from laughing! Ow and thank you so much for entering a new entry! It is highly appreciated.
Until the next time I read your story..
Love
Sam
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Sherlock Holmes - thank you for taking the time to read it and I am glad you enjoyed it I have many poems and rarely write a short story but if you liked it please read my one called I Call It Head.
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Tropical Fairy Dust - If the title was catchy to you please read the one I have Titled I Call It Head
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Keita - This is not true to life, however my story titled I Call It Head is all true.
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TammyKnott - Well one must for sure use their imagaination to replace words, however it is not intended for them to be replaced. It's just a little humor that hit me one day in the market place.
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Sugar-And-Spice - Well it is kind of true but not to the extent of the writing. You should have laughed outloud the teacher may have enjoyed it too> LOL.
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AWESOME!!
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Some wonderful humor here - very well written. At first I wasn't going to read, because it wasn't in poem form, but glad I took the time.
Sherlock -
haha, that was AweSomE!!! and i loved the candy bar referance... and the title was amazing! it really brought me into wanting to read. lol. gooooooood job!
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Hehe, love the use of candy bars! Oh it is just too funny. Hope it isn't a true-to-life story!! You had it all down very well!! I still can't believe you came up with something this....interesting with just the use of candy bars!! Keep it up! I could always use a good laugh!! Best wishes!!
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Whoa! Hope that's not a true story.
rofl But it's very funny! 
I like how you put all different kinds of candy bars into the story. That made it more interesting. This is very funny I'm almost laughing out loud-I can't because I'm in class. lol Great job! Keep up the amazing work! 
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This is to cute. I don't know what words you would have used to repalace the candy references, lol not sure I want to know anyway. I can't help but laugh. Very good story. It should win you a trophy. Thats for sure.
God bless
Tammy
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