"What is wrong with you?"1
"I'm the devil. Does that answer your question?"2
"Can I just say, that as much as I hate you, that is one sexy goatee?"3
"Of course. I'm hot, right?"4
"Well, yes, but you are on fire."5
"Thanks, baby."6
"This is kind of awkward. Because, the despite my attraction to your facial hair, I really hate you! You've done a lot of horrible things. You're responsible for every terrible thing that's ever happened; genocide and miscarriages and cancer and pedophiles. What's that about?"7
"You know, I don't have time for this. I have people to off, places to burn, babies to corrupt."8
"Okay, well--my brother wanted me to ask you..."9
"Devildammit, spit it out!"10
"...who's your barber?"11
"This old Hell's Angel we got in here a couple years back. He had a sick mullet so I trusted him with my sadistic razor."12
"Speaking of Hell's Angels...what's up with that whole thrown out of Heaven thing?"13
"I'm actually in a Don't Witness Protection program and am not at liberty to answer that question. Thanks for your time, baby doll. Try to behave better in your next life."
Author notes
Meh. Attempt at humor. I'm not in a very creative mood right now. But I had fun writing these, what, ten sentences? (:
To be continued...slightly unfinished ending in case you didn't notice.
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I think your attempt at humor was pretty good
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Yes, you should continue it. Hope you do.
Thanks for entering the contest.
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Thanks. (: I will. I'm kind of stuck though. I don't know what direction I want it to take. (:
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This made me laugh. And LOL, goatees! xD. This is EPIC AND FOR THE WIN!
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i like yours, its really funny!
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cute I liked this. Not bad. Funny in a weird sort of way. I did enjoy it. Thanks for sharing this with us and thanks for entering it into this contest. hehehe I had to laugh at the barber idea. Good one.
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Nice one
It was funny though i didn't understand a couple of line. But it was a nice piece, you should have made it longer though. Yours, Shah -
lol that made me laugh.
should that be a but in line 5? it just seemed like the wrong word...
anyways your really good at writing dialogue and i enjoyed reading this
i just stuppose i have a thing for the overly cocky hot men in the world :\ stupid me!
and i love reading love/hate relationship stories (i'm actually putting one in my story...which by the way i havent worked or looed at for two months! ah! lol sorry for sidetracking!)
loved this
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Yeah I have that problem too. Not for Satan though
There is a but in line 5 (: She's saying he's hot because he's on fire.
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oh! lol i misunderstood the sentence. it sucks liking arrocgant men, huh? lol
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oh yeah! this reminded me of a pickup line:
"you're so hot you make the devil sweat." lol
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I liked this....
nice and light, and I thought the last three sentences were a particularly quintessential way to finish. There used to be a programme on the BBC called "Old Harry's Game", which was about the daily diary of the devil and his underlings, a sort of updated version of C S Lewis's "Screwtape Letters", which, if you've never read them show an interesting sense of humour well worth the effort of translating the very correct old-fashioned English. -
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I've read that book twice! (: Once with my mom and once for a class. I think its hilarious and sad. I saw a movie based on it once and it freaked me out, even though the effects were horrible. I think I'd like to see the show.
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