The Adventures of Ducky and Boo; AND 12

"I DON'T WANT BIG BROTHER TO BE ASLEEEPPPP~" Slurred Lexxi, who was obviously drunk on Mountain Dew and life.1

"I DON'T EITHER~" Slurred Adri back, who was drunk on 12, and Pink Floyd. They both just stood there, jazzercising, and shouting things back and forward. 2

"I WAS BORN THIS WAY, 12. SHUT UP." Lexxi shouted back, stomping out of the room. She had been flaunting her rather large nose, and Adri, HAD TO COMMENT.3

"..YOU WERE BORN UPSIDE DOWN BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS NEVER WANTED YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA WAS A LONELY PANDA." Adri screamed back, punching some teddy bear. Poor poor, little teddy. Never had a chance.4

"YOU ARE MY GRANDPA, HO." Lexxi cried back, rocking back and forward, whilst hugging her knees.5

"..Can we just wake up Kelkelkelduck, now?" Adri asked, spitting at the cat of which was below.6

The cat was all, 'OHNOES' And dodged it.7

But it was scared forever.8

Mikoto, the cat goddess, will never be back to normal.9

NEVEEERRR. 10

"But big brother is a grumpee carebeaw when he wakes up." Whined Lexxi, who was spinning around in small little circles to protect herself from the great water bottle of Africa and all.11

"IF WE DON'T WAKE HER UP, THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE."12

"..Implode?"13

"EXPLODING WOULD BE FAR TO MESSY."14

"WELL THEN WE MUST WAKE HER UP."15

And with, Boo and 12 skipped up to the horrors that were Ducky's room. 16

"We may not come out alive." Spoke Adri, in a rather epic tone. 17

"I know. We may have to feel the wrath of the crotch gun." Lexxi spoke back, taking deep breathes.18

"LET'S JUST PRANCE INNN~" Yelled Adri, who simply skipped into the room. What a naive, naive, Twelve year old.19

BANG! BANG! A few screams, and the sound pink floyd. 20

Lexxi nearly peed her pants.21

But she had to go in.22

SHE HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD~23

Lexxi slowly tip-toed in, "...Did a tornado hit, or something?" She whispered, looking around the room of which was Ducky's lab.24

Clothes were everywhere, the bed wasn't made, and she was pretty sure that ham sandwich just moved.25

Fuck.. It just moved.26

"OHNOES!" Lexxi shouted, running over to the bed that was Ducky's.27

And of course, Ducky and Adri were just asleep, and cuddling. 28

"WAKE UP, RAINBOW STAR SHINE SNAP SNAP UNICORN SMOOTHIE, I LOOK LIKE EDWARD ELRIC BUT BETTER AND DUCKY IS JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM A CHAIR AND I EAT PIE WHEN THE SKY IS AT THE NIGHT AND I PEE MY PANTS WHEN I'M IN THE MOOOOOOOOODDDDD~"29

And with that, Ducky cracked her eyes open, laser beams shooting out, and hitting that alive ham sandwich that we all love so much. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"30

"...Sex?" Lexxi spoke, making the 'C:' face, which is possibly the only way I know how to describe it.31

"...You whore."32

"I LOVE BIG BROTHER~"33

"BOO. I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW. GO TO THE CORNERRR~"34

"But... Butt....?" 35

"CORNER. NOW, OR MATT AND MELLO WILL BE SURE TO FIND OUT."36


"FINE, SLUT." Lexxi spoke, stomping into the corner. 37

"Jew nose."38

"...:C"39

And Adri was still sleeping like a baby during this pointless story, which literally had no meaning.40

"RAINBOW."