THE ADVENTURES OF DUCKY AND BOO; And 12

"Well, I think we need to figure out /just how fat/ Roy's face is."1

"...Does this call for a top secret mission?"2

"Why of course, we are spies after all."3

This had been the ongoing conversation of which was the crack, that was Ducky and Boo. And it was completely beautiful. Now, we all know Roy's face is very very very fat, but what we don't know is just /how fat/ his face is. And this, my friend, is what we are here to find out.4

Now, Boo, was dressed up in her super-amazing ninja costume that was made by Mexican that moved to Asia after the great depression of 2600, and glittered like sixty billion Edwards drifting in the beautiful night sky.5

Ducky, however, was all dressed up in rainbows, and cabbage patch kids. And well, her outfit was almost as beautiful as Alphonse on a hot summer day. A /very hot/ summer day. One of which he was sweating so much, his whole body would be covered in the sweat blood and tears of a thosand jazzercising smoking clowns.6

"THEME MUSIC~"7

"ALALALALALALA~ ALALALA~ ALALALALALALA~ ALALA~ AL~ LA~ LA~ LAAAAAAAAA~" Sung the beautiful voice of Ducky, who by the way, had an especially beautiful voice when saying, 'ALALALALALALA'. 8

"...Wait... Where is Fat-Face Mustang, now?" Asked Boo, tilting her head to the side, and looking rather confused. 9

"...AT THE HOT SPRINGS~" Adri spoke, prancing in with such sass, that even Hughes would of been amazed. So amazed, even, he might just stab himself in the face, and roll in six million circles to protect himself from the Non-Jazzercising zombies of Alaska.10

"..THANK YOU, AGENT 12." Shouted Ducky back, well doing head-spins, might I add.11

And with that, the three secret spies, cartwheeled to the Hot Springs, where the wild Fat-Face Mustang Horse roamed over free water.12

"I see him.. AND HE'S... HE'S..." Adri whined, looking at the two, with a rather scared look on her face. "...Nakey..."13

"OH NOES!" Shouted Lexxi, Jazzercising out of stress, and sadness. No one, And I mean /No one/ wanted to see someone with a fat face, /NAKEY/.14

"...Oh God. What did we do to deserve this?" Ducky shouted to the sky, tears forming in her eyes.15

"...I have an idea." Stated Lexxi, pulling out a Duck costume, a Pikachu costume, and a Hughes Costume. "We need to wear these."16

"YESSSSSS~" Spoke Adri, taking the Hughes one right away, and putting it on. "...ALALALALALA~" She yelled, jazzercising in her Hughes costume to delay the smoking clowns that were protecting the legendary fat face. 17

"....I'm not wearing that."18

"YES YOU ARE."19

"Am not."20

"I THINK YOU AREEE~"21

"Big Brother is not pleased with you."22

"BIG BROTHER LOVES BOO."23

"....I'll wear it if I get Chocolate..." 24

"AND CHOCOLATE I HAVE~!" Shouted Lexxi, shoving a king-size Chocolate bar up Ducky's nose.25

"OHYES!" Shouted Ducky, putting on the Duck costume.26

And with that, the two strolled into the hot springs, where Roy sat, relaxing in a bath. 27

Obviously trying to hide how fat his face really was, of course.28

"'Ello Dar. We iz har to doz faz measarmonts." 29

"Day R fur ur own gewd."30

"...Okay?" And wow, Mustang was rather confused. I mean, he knew he had an obese face, but... What the fuck?31

And with that, Ducky began to measure his face with tape... "....YOUR FACE IS AS OBESE AS FAT ALBERT WHEN HE IS PREGNANT WITH SIX CHILDREN."32

"OH MY GOD. THAT'S HORRIBLE."33

And with that, both of them just began to cry, out of fear, that they to, would become... As fat as Roy's face.34

...And Adri just kept on Jazzercising, never to know the truth of the fat face of which is Mustang.