The Tale Of A Fat Man.

There once was a man who was fat,1

So fat he could not fit his hat.2

He layed on the couch gaining weight,3

A heart attack from twinkies was fate.4

He reached for the remote with a grunt,5

Because he could not reach around his front.6

He stared at the TV that was blank,7

Wearing nothing at all but a tank.8

One day he looked at himself in his room,9

And realized he needed more than a groom.10

So he went to the doc and sucked out his fat,11

So then one day he could fit his trucker hat.

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  • Upoiuoisjcokmi
    November 2

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    HAHAHAHA!! This is great, and all too true of my lifestyle! hahaha. "He stared at the TV that was blank,
    Wearing nothing at all but a tank"

    that line is fucking genius!!! I LOVED IT


  • AthenazeBeauty
    September 30
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    Very funny. I laughed long and hard, which I needed. Thanks. It was so funny when you said they sucked out his fat. Huzzah!


  • Poopa Thug
    September 24

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    Random

    Very random. I liked it a decent amount. It reminded me of those old mother goose things. Its nice to see a poem that actually rhymes and works especially since a lot of writers stop doing it(as its typically seen as more childish).

  • katzia
    January 31
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    soo funny it was great

  • oliviathegreatx3
    January 26
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    hahahaha
    i really like it
    very funny!


  • Mosspath
    January 14
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    ha ha that was funny


  • K.CTheDyingReindeer
    January 4
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    Haha. nice. That was funny, Jade. Inspiration?

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