I wanted her to go to Neverland

\\]em."1

Officer Bently did not want to be here. The overweight police man had to work overtime to support his wife and 3 kids. He sighed and glanced at the kid he had picked up. He said he was Peter Pan. "Peter Pan" had been caught on the roof of some idiot's house. 2

The police officer looked the boy in the eye. He was wearing a shirt made of leaves, tights, what looked like ballet shoes, and a funny little hat. He had hazel eyes, sandy brown har, and a funny voice.3

"So....ah, Mr. Peter. You have been accused of kidnapping and raping Wendy...." Officer Bently informed him. He studied the boy again and shook his head.4

"Yah see.....sir I was trying to take her to Neverland.But she wouldn't go, I tell ya. I was tryin' to give her these so she could to Neverland with me...." With a crazed look in his eye, Peter handed Bently what looked like.....cheese.The drug type, not the type that has holes and feels like rubber.5

"Oh. My. Gosh. Where did you get this, Mr. Peter?" Bently had to find out, for the sake of his job.6

Peter giggled. "The Lost Boys gave em' to me." 7

Bently nodded and said, "Sure they did. Now, can you step inside there....yes right there. Good. You will get to Wonderland in there I'm sure."8

Peter smiled insanely. "Neverland....here I come. I'm never going to grow up; never never never! I love my Tinkerbell so much...I just hope Captain Hook doesn't find me."9

Dang. Bently groaned. Why'd he get stuck with the nutjobs?