PRETTY weird SHOE hi BYE

There is a bag of chips1

the chips have never been eaten 2

thEy are from 19193

that is a long time ago for all you little ones reading this4

the chips r really good but who ever eats them must die 5

so no one eats them6

until one day!17

(WARNING I DONT SPELL VERY WELL) 28

There was this duck with a shoe he brought the shoe every where with him. Everyone know duck loved that shoe. He never let it go. The one thing the duck wonted most was stop signs to be tie-died. The duck's neighbor was a squirrel. The squirrel was in charge of all the road work. The squirrel hated ducks shoe. 39

One day a sign went up in town hall that read. . . . 10

There is going to be a contest. What will you do to get the color you want on all stop signs. Bum Bum Bum... You will have to prove to me that you want them your color. It starts right after you read this so READY SET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Squirrel411

Duck didn't know what to do. He really wanted to change the colors of stop signs. But he didn't know what to do. He wasn't very creative. 512

That night duck had the best idea. He knew squirrel wanted his shoe as much as he wanted stop signs changed. The next day he was going to go over to squirrels house and give him his shoe. He just knew that would win. That night duck fell asleep with a smile on his face.613

The next day duck ran to squirrels house and gave him his shoe. 714

"Did i win?" Duck asked.815

"Idk what color would you want it?" Replied squirrel.916

"ti-die." Said duck.1017

Duck didn't win his Friend fredditellly won and he chose the color tie-die too. Duck wanted his shoe back so he went to squirrel. 1118

Squirrel said no he wouldn't give it back. SO that night duck scared squirrel all the way to Mexico and duck got his shoe back. Bringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. There is the bell. That's the end of my show. Thank you very much i will be here all week.