Merry Christmas Bizznitches! =D

Yo yo Princey-P in the ho!1

Ria: *record player scratches abruptly*...W...T...F?
Me: Ok, that...didn't sound right...at all...*cough*2

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Me: Well, screw the opening statement - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! HAPPY KWANZAA! JOYOUS HANUKKAH!4

*has vision of that HDTV commercial with the dancing Jews* Haha, I love comedy. 5

Anyways, I just wanted to let you guys know - as if you didn't before - that I love you! I'm wishing everyone happy holidays! Whatever you're going through, wherever your pain lies, no matter how hard the road is ahead, even if you don't celebrate a damn holiday, just LET ALL THE PAIN GO! AND HAVE FUN! Instead of cussing how everyone's being so preppy and hyper, feel their joy! Feel happy that there's one less person frowning upon the world, one less person who's gloomy, and by feeling joy within your heart, by creating love and sharing it with the world, YOU can make a difference, you can be another "ONE LESS".6

*has vision of that cervical cancer ad*7

Ok, um, let's forget that >.> Just, hope you enjoy the Christmas! 8

As usual, there are tributes, don't be sad if you're left out, you should know I have terrible memory and YOU PEOPLE CHANGE YOUR NAME SO DAMN MUCH I FORGET WHO'S ON MY FRIENDS LIST! XO9

*ahem*10

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Miranda - oh wait, no! You came first on my old tribute to my friends MWUHAHAHAHAHAH! (And HT, no drum-roll )12

Oasis - That little kid who always cried if I left her out xD Well here tis, my tribute to you. I want to thank you for being an excellent friend and daughter Oasis, I wuffles you! Come online more, I miss you. T_T You've always been one of my less insane daughters, and my only black daughter! WOOT! *high fives you for being a minority* Merry Christmas Oasis. 13

Z - Crazy semi-lovar Yes, semi >.< *ahem* I love you Z! You're fun, you're sexy, you're insane, you're perverted, you're obnoxious...you're annoying...Okay, if I continue it might lead to a place where we don't wanna go. xD Oh well, enjoy your holidays! And no, you will not get smex for Christmas =.=14

*instead of a drumroll HT gets a triangle solo - yaaaay! xD)15

TING! 16

HT - Oemgee my princess! (Si, you have been denounced to Princess since Star is now my queen xD). I absolutely love you! You're so amazing, your writing is really beautiful and I hope you continue on that path and become a famous author! (And remember moi when you get your novels published, k? Free copies ) *licks your cheek* ^_^ Merry Christmas!17

Miranda - HA! HT came before you! Oh well, order doesn't matter, I still love you, you're the supa-awesome-cooliest girl around and anytime I'm with you it's like a party! Thanks for sticking around and being my friend Mimi! You're like a mother and a sister at the same time! X3 I love you, stay good, and happy holidays! 18

Alex - Ms. Evil Goat Sister! Although you get annoyed by me a lot, I love you cause you're fun, you're a beautiful person, and you really just make my day! Thanks for all the great times that made us laugh, the bad times that taught us true friendship, and hope we can still remain friends! I may be almost half a world away from you, but I still care about you a lot and I really want you to be happy. Have a blessed Christmas! 19

Aaez - My homie fo shizzle -
Ria: No! Just stop before you say something else you'll regret! XO
Me: T_T Ria's no fun. *sniffles*20

But nothing's gonna ever ruin you and me my sexy Aaez! X3 I love you and your spontaneous hyperness! You're like, one of my best and only boy...friends! xD Oemgee I can't wait to meet you in real life and snuggle you! And no, despite Star's crazy beliefs, I will not rape or kidnap you >.> Hehe, Merry Christmas X321

Taylor Renee - My random blonde friend who I adore kissing and chewing on her hair xD You're so amazing Tay Tay! I've never met someone so optimistic, and Ria's never met someone who she's hated so much in her life xD You just put joy into everyone's lives. I love you, and I really appreciate it that you're my friend. Your writing's amazing, you're the person who got me addicted to romance stories! That's an honour! >.< *kicks you* Love ya sweetie, Merry Krismas! ^-^22

Camo - GAH! Camo, my Prince! We don't talk enough often! We seriously need to, you're that hyper spark I'm missing in my life! You're sooooo hyper, you can put me in a good mood at the wrong time! XO But I love you for that! So to you my smexy hyper, random, wIlD friend, have a wonderful Christmas, and continue being Camo! 23

Cassy - I wuffles you too my peachy friend! Gee I don't know what to say anymore cause you're just plain awesome xD And may I say that your writing is AMAZING! Although I don't read it much >.> *cough* Thanks for looking out for Lily, you're a beautiful friend and I hope you remain the wonderful person you are You're fun to be around and your happiness just - spreads Merry Christmas!24

Dippie - Oemgee oemgee oemgee! Dippie, you're like one of teh bestiest friends eva! X3 You're like the sweetest person I've ever met.25

*looks around suspiciously* I hope no one read that...26

Ria: =.=27

Anyways, Dippie, if there's anybody who can get a person into a good mood, it's you. It's like you're a fun machine or something xD You're also a really really nice person who cares a lot for her friends. I'm really grateful that I've met you, and that you can be my friend! Have an amazing Christmas Dippie! You deserve it ^_^ *curtsies*28

Lissy - My new homie vampire-trippy-girl! xD *high fives you* Know what I love in a person? When they're awesome, and they write awesomely! X3 You're fun, you're crazy, you're hyper, and you're just exciting to be around I'm glad that we became friends and I hope we can stay that way! Merry Christmas Vampy! 29

Lily - Lily, I miss you T_T I miss the joy in your cyber voice. I love you Lily, you've taught me so much, you've opened my eyes to so many different things, you don't know how much I appreciate it that you're my friend! You deserve a happy life, you need to start making it a happy life instead of thinking it isn't, this Christmas day will lead to many happy other days, believe that. Merry Christmas. 30


Gah, I'd like to just send out short Merry Christmases, but that would be unfair. T_T I'm getting tired! XO31

Sari - That's it! You're getting a short Christmas wish cause you darn well know you write like a professional, your poems leave me speechless, your personality is warming and you're a damn lovable person! XO Merry Christmas xD32

Bee - BEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oemgee I love you Bee! You're the hyperest friend I've ever met Seriously, hypah xD And I couldn't ask for anything else! I love you Bee! Enjoy your holidays! ^-^33

Chocolate King - I forgot or don't know your name Well then *cough* MERRY CHRISTMAS! xD I love you for your funness, but also because you're the most delicious thing ever to be created! X3 *nibbles your arm* Thanks for being a great and tasty friend 34

Jojo - We haven't talked in foreberrrr! =O We need to talk more! You're just supa cool and laid back, but you can be hyper and fun as well and I always feel comfortable and happy with you! Wish you a Merry Christmas!35

And...because I would be dead if I didn't do this...36

*drumroll please!*37

Ria! Wait, not Ria...>.> 38

Ria: 39

STAR! Oemgee ever since we started bonding we've been hooked on each other like two male goats fighting over a female goat. xO40

No wait, that's me and Alex's thing...41

And it's awkward xD42

But oh well, I love you Star! All the crazy times, the hardcore yaoi, the songs, the videos (*cough*most of which I need to watch >.> *cough*), the manga, the pics, the everything, I just wanna thank you for being such a supercalifragilisticespialidocious friend! 43

And for all of you wondering...No Star and I did not have hardcore yaoi! (It isn't even logically possible!) XO Crap, I really need to write my statements more clearly...44

I love you Star, I've never found anyone who I can relate to so clearly and spend hours past my bedtime chatting to Also, thanks for corrupting my mind, yeah, I just needed that when I'm already hyper enough! xD Merry Christmas!45


Anybody I left out? Oh well! Remind me later xD46

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Some of you guys may know most people on this list have something common. No, it has nothing to do with your personalities or writings. It's something you KNOW. And because you're amazing friends, I can trust you with that. Thanks for being there for me guys. And I hope and promise I can be there for you too. 48

We may be in a recession, but let's make this Christmas a joyous one and make it last a lifetime!49

xoxo

~*Princess*~