Yes, I'm That Egotistical

Some quotes of my own creation.1

Quote One:2

"Do you see a sign anywhere?" he asked her, smiling, "Are there any signs that say 'No dancing while waiting for your pancakes.'"3

Quote Two:4

"She wouldn’t want me to."5

"But we need you to."6

"Who is 'we' ?" I spit out, turning away from them, "You and your penis?"7

Author notes

Dancing In IHOP
http://storywrite.com/story/192558

For My Best Friend
http://storywrite.com/story/192398

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  • Valkyrie silver member
    January 11

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    LOL!! The 2nd quote made me snort my water! Didn't see that coming...very witty.


  • GodBlessCatastrophe
    December 24, 2008

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    Really, really like these. They're very funny and quite effectual. I'll consider reading the full stories.