If I were to die the first thing my family would say would be "Oh what a shame, he's got blood all over the nice, clean carpet"1
At the funeral, despite my request my family would play a really depressing song, and everyone would be upset by the music and not the fact that I died recently. And then they would blame me, as they would think I chose the music, when in actuality I would've chosen a Weird Al song or The Orange Box Soundtrack.2
I won't get started on my will3
In the obituaries it would read, "Oh well... he's dead, that's a bad thing" 4
JUST KIDDING!5
In actuality my mum would break down and cry. So would my dad... and my brother... and my Nan! Everyone I know loves me!6
It's got something to do with the fact that I'm always happy!7
My obituaries would go on about how great I was!8
And then I'd complain about how rubbish being dead is9
THE END.. to this short competition entr-- I mean monolouge
A contest entry
- Obituaries by DemApples.
254 points, ended January 3, 25 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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well it is differant get writing tips from me all u gotta do is ask weel done for trying
beginning: 1, language: 2, plot: 1, ending: 1, dialog: 1, characters: 1.
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ummm its definately a different one
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An obituary is the story that gets printed in the paper about who you were while you were alive, and who preceded you or survived you.
Taking that into account I don't think you met the requirements of the contest. Good luck anyway.
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