Once upon a time, Didge the fly flew into a teal cottage and landed on a plate. He looked at the plate and then flew away saying, "my what a yellow plate"
Snow White heard this and sang to the fly, who immediately died.
Snow White collapsed on the floor with grief and her dwarfs surrounded her awkwardly patting her back.
Sniffling, she said, "I must go on an epic journey to repay my debt for killing this poor green misshapen fly."
The dwarfs all ran and hid in their beds and Snow White left for the land of purple lollipops and green candy canes.
She followed a purple road into a blue forest and was soon hopelessly lost. Jack the Ripper popped out from behind a tree and said, "hello little girl, do you want some candy? or a puppy? I have kittens too."
Snow white immediately screamed with delight and hugged him. She promptly invited him to join her epic quest. He agreed and they set off on the purple road, wandering aimlessly.
They soon encountered a floating small green man.
"hello younglings, lost, are you?" he asked in a gurgley voice.
Nodding, Jack the ripper hugged him and said, "JOIN US ON OUR EPIC QUEST TO THE LAND OF PURPLE LOLLIPOPS AND GREEN CANDY CANES!!!!!"
"hmmmm, green you say, join you I will."
So the three set off on the now blue road. Coming to the edge of the forest, the scene before them was of a white pond with silvery foliage around them.
The three peered into the edge of the pond and the small floating man screamed and jumped back. The other two looked at him strangely and continued to look into the pond.
Presently a leprechaun poked them in the stomachs and they set off on a blue cobblestone road.
Feeling cool, a purple bunny rabbit joined them.
soon they came to a giant green pipe.
Jumping into it with one fist raised, they arrived in the land of purple lollipops and green candy canes.
Immediately, mushrooms swarmed them and all of them died but the bunny, who hopped around for a few minutes, shrugged, then ate a purple lollipop.
the end
Author notes
so if stop signs werent red...Alyana(thats mee
) would make them PURPLEFUL!!!!!!!
the story actually makes a bit of sense if you know my references....
or im just insane
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- SUPER DUPER CRAZY RANDOM FUNNESS!!!!! by MarukoTheCrazyKitty.
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Comments
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XD "JOIN US ON OUR EPIC QUEST TO THE LAND OF PURPLE LOLLIPOPS AND GREEN CANDY CANES!!!!!" XD I LOVE that part!! XD Pretty awesome!
-Maru Maru

