Blue

"Blue" shouted Tommy.
"No" said the teacher, "the capital of Germany isn't blue!"
But Tommy defended his point, he wouldn't let the teacher continue until she admitted Blue was in fact Germanies Capital city.1

"Ok then smart ass, whats 387 - 53?" asked the teacher, Tommy climbed off his unicorn and sat on the table, "Oooooh, doughnuts!" he shouted looking at the teachers coat.2

But when the clock stuck 12, time reversed and Tommy became a red elephant, he climbed back onto his magical unicorn and rode though the green apple shaped window in the corner of the igloo.3

The sky had turned pink and the grass was orange, but the trees remained green, just upside down.4

Tommy the elephant decided he was bored so he ate a furry cat covered in ketchup, "What the hell are you doing?" asked his teacher, but Tommy ate her too.5

Then opening his mouth as wide as possible Tommy swallowed himself, he dissapeared in a lightning flash and was never seen again.6

This is a true story too..... ok, maybe it isn't but it could be.