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PROMPT: Write about earliest childhood memory.1

There is one good thing about school. It helps you categorize your memories. I have all these memories and I have no fucking idea when they happened. So, I’ll pick my earliest school memory.2

It was the first day of preschool and we were all sitting in a lopsided circle. The teacher tells us about the types of activities we’ll be doing. I’m about …what?...4 years old, so I don’t take in any of the surroundings. Life is all about the moment when you’re that young. 3

The teacher concludes the lecture by saying, “When you have a question or want to say something, you can either raise your hand or put your hands on your head like this.” She showed the class. Thinking back on it, I suppose they wanted to give us choice and multiple ways to get involved. At the time, I didn’t understand how two actions could mean one thing and which one was the right way of doing it. 4

So my first memory is thinking…What the fuck? What does this lady want me to do. Raise my hand or put my hands on my head. Either one makes me feel like an idiot. 5

Later that year, I noticed that most of the kids started raising their hands instead of putting their hands on their head. I didn’t understand why they favored that way if both methods were valid. So, I put my hands on my head and I was never called on. Guess the teachers forgot about the rule. I didn’t care, except … I looked like a retard with my hands on my head for most of the year.6

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  • Death.Fairy
    April 9
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    So cute! I can imagine u doing that, lol!


  • Lady Kay
    March 2
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    OMG

    Cute! I know. I felt like an idiot following all those crappy rules too! Messege me if you want!


  • Lady Eventide Greeters member
    January 13

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    Cute! Really cute! My first memory is of flicking bugs, believe it or not. It was really a strange memory. I was like...four or something. My sister claims to remember something from when she was one. I've told her time and again that such isn't possible. The part of the brain that involves memories doesn't start working until we are like almost four or something. I really liked the last paragraph in this piece and I don't see any typos. Always a good thing.


    • voldo
      January 13
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      Gracias for the comment :-D. Lol... flicking bugs... at first I read "boogers" for some reason i was like... oh no... were you that girl across from me!? Then I saw bugs, I'm like oooh.

      Hey, I saw your one piece listen on serious about reviews. I'll comment it later, just didn't get around to it today.

      Thanks ^.^


  • SprinkledCupcake
    December 30, 2008

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    Aww that's so cute. xD Maybe I should put my hands on my head when my teachers ask a question. Good write, it made me laugh.


    • voldo
      December 31, 2008
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      Lol :-D. OMG! It was so annoying! She wouldn't call on me!! Grr to this day.


  • J-Dus
    December 23, 2008

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    Good write Pretty funny, keep up the good work!
    -Jade-

  • Insanitys Plea
    December 21, 2008
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    xD

    I like your way of thinking...tis probably what I would have thought..as well

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