The lost king of Egypt

So there I was, minding my own business, when this cat walks by and he's like, "Sup broseph."1

I was literally stunned. 2

"Umm not much. You doin alright this mornin'?" I asked.3

Then the cat told me to eat some shrooms with him so I did. 4

Next thing I know, I'm sitting on a couch looking at a tv screen. The thing isn't even on, but despite that fact, the cat and I are laughing our teeth out at it. 5

"Yo dog what's this tv about?" I asked.6

"I'm not a dog, 'man'. See how I referred to your race?" the cat replied, seriously offended.7

"It's just a figure of speach man, lighten up." I said, slapping the cat playfully. 8

Then the cat had some kittens, and they immediately grew into adults. 9

"These cats don't talk yet man, we need to teach them some english." I said, and the original cat looked at me like I was a complete moron. 10

"And how do you expect cats to learn english?" The original cat asked, "And by the way, my name is Nap-Town, so you can stop calling me "original cat"."11

I did not even bother to ask Nap-Town why - since he spoke fluent english - he felt that his kittens could not learn english, because the obsurdity of it all struck me as pointless. 12

I had a swing set when I was a kid, and that means business.13

Swing sets are attached to ropes, ropes are made out of hemp, hemp is sometimes used as necklaces, necklaces can be found on human beings, some human beings have jobs, and most jobs are businesses. And that is why "Swing set" and "Business" rhymes.14

Frogs like to ask questions that don't apply to reality.