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THIS IS A RANDOM HALF TRUE AND HALF FAKEISH SO....1

ITS 2

A 3

HALFBREED4

HISTORY-FANTASY!!!!!! HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!5

*random 6 flagz dude comes out and starst dancing* 6

do do do do da do do do....7

OMG RANDOM FLASBACK TO A DIFF STORY!8

sarah: 'ELLO MATE! I'M A CROCODILE HUNTER! PIP CHEERIO, TOP OF THE MORNING!!!!9

kaia: WOULD YOU LIKE A BISCUIT WITH UR TEA, MA'AM?? oh, wait- that's not right.....10

FLASHBACK OVER (REALITYNESS!!!!!)11

me: OMG LLAMAS WILL GET ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!12

cameron: SHUT UP, FOO! I WILL KILL U WITH MY POWAH OF BEING TINYYY!13

totoro (who randomly appears): *bounces and the rain comes down*14

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG I'M LITERALLY FALLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RITE NOW!15

(now comes the historical part- school life.. day b4 yesterday. )16

me: STAPLED CHEESE 17

kurtis: RACIST!18

me: DRAGON!19

kurtis: ALBY THE RACIST DRAGON!20

me: STAPLED CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (munchkinlanders come in singin ding dong the witch is dead HOORAY FOR PURPEL PONEEZ)21

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mrs zinman: gregory, u dumb dumb, you have to CROSS OUT PREP PRASES!!!!!!23

me(giggling behind her): haha. teacher lady call greg dumb dumb. *giggles*24

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(ME AT HOME DREAMING.)26

me: I LUV U JACK SPARROW, BCUZ U R JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!27

jack sparrow: I AM? NOOO I'M BREAKING THE 4TH WALL! NOOOOOOOOO IF I'M A BAD ACTOR I WILL NO LONGER BE cooL!!!!!!28

me: cool = constipated ovverrated overweight loser. BUT UR SHMEXY!!!! JOHNNY DEPP= SMEXY SHMEXY SEXY AND ALL THOSE COLURFULWORDSS!!!!!!!!29

jack sparrow: ur a creep.30

me: *faints* OMG! JOHNNY. DEPP. CALLED. ME. CREEP. YAYEEE!!!! *shivers*31

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COOKI MONSTER!!!!33

cookie monster: I LUV COOKIES34

veggie monster: I love vegetables. I eat vegetables and use proper grammar because i'm weird. Oh, look. A bubble. Lets go chase it, kids.35

*veggie monster disappears in the bubble and EVERYONE LIVS HAPY EVAH AFTERRR!*36

cookie monster: GIMME A COOKIE AND I BE UR BFF. 37

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squirrelflight (does she count as a random squirrel??): omg ashfurs dead.39

hollyleaf: y u not have any emotion??40

squirrelflight: oh dear. poor ashfur. 41

jayfeather: O NO HEZ DEAD MOMMY! o, wait, ur not my mommie. 42

kaia: YAY43

tHe enD.