One day, Cinderella, Papprika, Alice, Elmo, and Mushu set out on a quest to find the lost fishbowl of Oogielantis. They were walking down the yellow brick road when out of the blue, Captian Jack appeared.1
"Hello, my friends! What are we doing?" Jck asked.2
"Um, Jack, why are you wearing a purple dress and a green hat that says 'I like chocolate ladies' on it?" Alica asked.3
"Um...I, uh....look, a squirrel!!" Jack pointed. All of them turned to look and Jack jumped into a barrel of pickles.4
"I don't see a squirrel....hey, where did Jack go?" Cinderella asked. "Oh, well."5
The group continued on and came to a forest of giant mushrooms made out of ice.6
"Oooh, pretty!" Mushu cried, running up and touching one. As soon as he did, he turned into a magical ballerina and danced out over the rainbow. 7
"No, Mushu, come back, my love!" Alice cried and summoned her floating poop. She hopped on her poop and rode it over the rainbow.8
The group was about to continue on when from behind a glittery bush Larry the cucumber appeared.9
"Help me, help me! He's coming to get me! Larry cried, hopping past the group. Suddenly, a giant squirrel appeared and started to chase after Larry. "Augh, help me!" cried Larry, running out of sight.10
"Wow, that was weird..." said Cinderella.11
Little did they know that at that very moment, Steve Irwin was watching them from behind a purple lampshade.12
"Crikies, it's the Ooberlubis Poopripus! More commonly known as 'Papprika.' Let's see if we can provoke it into using it's magical powers." Steve rolled a can of beans out to stop in front of Papprika. Instantly, Papprika burst into song.13
"Oh, I'm Papprika, oh yes, oh yes I am!! I like to sing and I like to dance and I like to pee...in my PANTS!!!"14
"AAAUUUGH!!!!! MY EARS!!!" Steve screamed. His head exploded from the awfulness of Papprika's singing.15
"SHUT UP!!!!" Chicken Little flew down from the sky like a meteor and collided with Papprika. Instantly, the two exploded and left a giant crater filled with purple pennies.16
Now, only Cinderella and Elmo were left. They travelled to the ocean.17
"How do we get to Oogielantis?" Cinderella asked.18
"OOH, ELMO KNOW!!!" Elmo started to dance, shaking his booty wildly. Ariel's head popped up out of the water.19
"You called for me?" she asked.20
"ELMO AND CINDY WANT GO OOGIELANTIS!!!!!"21
"Alright, then, hop on!" Elmo and Cinderella hopped on Ariel's back and she dove under the water. In three seconds, they came to a giant bubble. Elmo and Cinderella jumped inside.22
They entered into a giant, plain room. The walls were clear so they could see the ocean. There was nothing in the room except for a fishbowl in the middle. 23
"It's the fishbowl!" Cinderella cried, starting to run up to it.24
"FISHBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elmo followed her.25
BOOM!26
All of a sudden, Cookie Monster appeared in the room.27
"COOKIE MONSTER LOVE COOKIES!!!!" And with that, he ate the fishbowl. He started to glow and exploded. The exlplosion was so great the entire world exploded and everybody turned into little piles of ash. Except for Cookie Monster, that is, because he was sucked into the fishbowl afterwards and lived there forever, surrounded by piles of every kind of cookie every created.28
THE END!!!!!!
Author notes
XD LOL That was so fun to write. How was it? Totally random, am I right? X3
12/19/08
- Maru Maru-chan
A contest entry
- LMAO!!!! FUUUN CRAAAAZY by laughoholic.
130 points, ended January 6, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
WAS IT RANDOM!?!?!?!
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Excellent!!!
I loved it, I thought it was so creative, and I think you're an excellent writer. It made me and my friend laugh so much we nearly choked! You have a real talent for writing and I could picture you selling published books in the future. I loved how you related to all the different children's characters and everything was very well set out.
The ending was random but we've happy for cookie monster, cause he got all the cookies he wanted to eat - even though he didn't deserve them because he blew up the world. Keep up the writing, the story is perfect the way it is.
Hope my comment helped. =) Yay.beginning: 5, language: 4, plot: 5, ending: 4, dialog: 5, characters: 3.
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Thank you!!
It was for a contest, but I had a lot of fun writing it. My friend KiwiGurl also wrote a couple of stories like this. Actually, she's the one who inspired me to write something like this. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
-Maruko
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Ha ha NO THAT WAS SOOO NOT RANDOM! WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! Ha excuse me, I've been in an hyper mood all day. its been sorta weird atcually but oh well! Loved the story! love the word to ooglilantis! hahahahahahahaahahah hilarious!
Its a good thing you won silver....
thats a compliment. dont take it the wrong way! haha
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uummm random
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Wow, that was quite random in deed.
A cute story that made absolutely no sense, and yet still made me smile. Good work!
p2 "Jck" is mispelled
Lots of purple in this
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XD Thank you XD
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lol! Maru! You do have a way with words!!
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Thank you!!! I entered the contest after reading your random story about the Tour XD That was soooo funny!!!! XD
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Randomness
Randomness gets my vote! ^_^ Very well done Maruko!
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wow....ummm....For random that was good!!! ;-)
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Very random!!!
really really funny!!!!! great job, prob THE randomest story ever!!!!!!! but good job on making it random while the reader can still understand the storyline!!!XD! -
I love it! And yes it is random!
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Thanks! It was supposed to have a different title, but I forgot to put one in before I pressed 'submit.' Anyway, thanks again! XD
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