"Gotta Get the nuts Gotta FIND THE NUTS!" Said Nick-knack, who was constantly forgetting where he hid his nuts for the winter. 1
Meanwhile, Steve Irwin was close by, clutching his binoculars. "And there is the spazzy squirrel, spazzing out again. Now, lets get on with our tour!"2
The trolley moved forward. Steve continued. "Now, I'm going to make 'ya all civilized American Citizens. I know most of ya can't understand me, so here is so translator books!" Steve passes out the booklets.3
"Now, on with the tour!!" Steve motioned and the trolley started again. "There, on your left is what you will all learn to love. This here is how us Americanos survive. Its the almighty, McDonald's!!" 4
The crowd oohs and ahhs. Then, a passenger from the left side of the trolley rose his hand and started to do the potty dance. 5
"Yes, Mushu!" Steve said. 6
"I no speak American" he said. "So I use trans-o-lator book. See? watch me!" Mushu started flipping through the book like mad as he spat out a couple of words.7
"I...." Pages flew. "need....Hot Dog." The other passengers seemed amazed at the intelligence of the dragon.8
"yes, Crikey, we will get to that later!!!"9
Yet another hand flew up in the air. "Yes, cookie monster!" Cookie monster cleared his throat. "C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!!!"10
Just then, another passenger interrupted the song. "It says here in this wonderful little book of magic that there is something called cholesterol. What is this cute word?" Asked Cinderella.11
"OH OH OH!!! We never speak of that word here! You see, Cinderella, that dosen't exist." Oohs and Aahs filled the trolley.12
"Now, along with the tour!!" Steve said.13
The trolley started to move along, but then jerked back. "CRIKEY, What was that???" Steve asked.14
"Where is wonderland?" Asked Alice. 15
"In America, we help pedestrians." Pages flipped to the P page.16
"OH! Alice, we have already passed WONDERLAND! In the Americas we call it McDonald's. We will drop you off at the next Wendy's, though."17
"ALONG WITH THE TOUR!!" Steve continued.18
"There is the jail. We keep all the bad things in there, like...VEGETABLE'S." gasps were heard.19
In one window, a head appeared. It was the cucumber from Veggie Tales. "Help, Help, I need Help!!"20
"aren't we s'posed to help ped-es-tr-iiiaaa-ns here??"21
Steve's eyes expanded. "NO! He is inhuman!!! Move along!!"22
"Look! A BLUE's CLUE!!" Papprika said and pointed.23
"No, Papprika, that is the ocean" Again, pages flipped.24
Just then, out of the BIG BLUE (finding nemo ha ha!) a ship appeared. 25
Captain Jack hopped on land. "Is this here a tour?" he asked. Everyone answered. excitedly.26
"HOT DOG!" they all said.27
"NO NO NO! NOT HOT DOG!" Steve said, but Captain Jack took it the wrong way. He let out a sea of manta rays and they stung Steve in the gut. Luckily, they raced him to McDonald's. 28
When he ate the first fry, he was all better. All the immigrants couldn't help themselves and bought some too. Their body's could not handle the junk food and they all died because of bad cholesterol. The only one who survived was Cookie monster, who then said. 29
"We are all so uncivilized. It is better than to have found McDonald's once, and to have died than to have never found McDonald's ever."
Author notes
I just couldn't kill cookie monster!!! I decided to use all your characters. I hope you enjoyed!
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HAHA LOL GO COOKIE MONSTER!!!!! thanx for entering, good luck!!!
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nice McDonalds bashing there, I HATE McDonalds, so extra points there!
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Quite random. I loved the bashing of Mikey d's. THey need to get healthier. Like Arby's!
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Okay, that was random, I don't think it could have been any more random than that. I'm not big into humor though so I don't really know what to say about this. I'm American myself so the McDonalds thing was rather amusing, I hate McDonalds. Thank you for entering my contest and good luck.
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lol, already read this
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lol, Steve Irwan is australian
like me!
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I loved, and laughed at, every bit of this, especially the spazzy squirrel, McDonalds being Wonderland, vegetables in jail, and cholesterol doesn't exist.
Very, very funny and good luck in the contest!
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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HEHE.
LMAO I love thiiiis!!!! It was soo funny. my fave part is when they say cholesterol doesn't exsist in america. I loved it
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I see what you've done!
This was from LMAO!!! FUUUN CRAAAAZY... I almost entered that one... but alas i enter yours instead! Very good... kind of hard to follow (but i remember the specs of that contest and completely understand) *Yeshua is my name and "Under Siege!" is my story! I think that's what im supposed to do.... right? (It's a prewrite)
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um im not sure how this thingo works for the contest but... i have read ur story so uh...? i dont get what im supposed to do...?!?
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Ohsme gosh, this piece was so randomly funny! I think you portrayed Steve Irwin PERFECTLY! may he RIP. Good job! I wish you luck!
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AWESOME AGAIN!!!!! You are SO gonna be in my finalists list, Spaz!! XD
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my color is periwinkle.
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^_^
*burst out laughing*
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XD XD XD I cried with laughter again!!! XD You are just too good at making up these stories, Spaz!!! XD XD roflmfbo.
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haha, McDonald's is "Wonderland" but instead of the next wendy's should just say the next corner where the next McDonald's is
and it cured Steve! Wonderful! What the heck is in those fries anyway
ahhh... you should have had Cookie Monster gobble up all of McDonald's yummy cookies.
Great story and fun
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hahahaha that was funny!!!! loved it!!
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OMG!
i luuuuv it! long live cookie monster!!!!! "OH! Alice, we have already passed WONDERLAND! In the Americas we call it McDonald's. We will drop you off at the next Wendy's, though." i totally cracked up!!!!!!! really good job! -
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haha..
(but remember kaia, the cookie monster likes mcdonalds in this. XD haha eewwww)
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TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD LOL Spaz, you are so AWESOME at making up stories like this!!! I laughed so hard I cried when I read this story and the one about the sausage on a mission. XD I've GOT to enter this contest!
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