When Pretzels Attack I:Good Riddance to a Very Annoying Girl

It was a beautiful spring day, and smiles and laughter were evident everywhere you looked.  The school cafeteria was packed with hungry, jovial students trying to get their lunches.1

At one table, things were not going quite so nicely.  The group of "friends" all had their lunches, and were talking cheerfully amongst themselves.  Well, most were cheerful.  One pair, however, was not.  One of the girls a the table, a very annoying and not so very well liked one, was being mean and obnoxious to one of the guys also sitting there.  Now, this girl happened to have a bag of pretzels in her hand.  You're probably thinking ok, a bag of pretzels, so what?  Well, these were no ordinary pretzels.  These were Killer Attack Pretzels.  Tiring of being a stupid annoying bitch just long enough to actually eat like she was supposed to be doing (It was lunch after all), the girl took out a pretzel and started to put it in hr mouth.  However, the second the pretzel hit her tongue, it showed it's true colors and became the Killer Attack pretzel it was meant to be.  thus, the girl got what she deserved by choking on a pretzel.2

What, you ask, about the girl's friends?  Well, nobody actually liked this girl, so everyone around her just laughed and went back to eating, and that was the end of that.3