The Story Of Life (Part 3)

OK, so like....Part 3?1

One fabulous afternoon, I decided to go and invite everyone to my house for a funny little meeting because I was very bored and so was everyone else.  I called Feee, who called Zoe, who called Lloyd, who called Dan, who called Rhys, who called Kat, who called me again, just for a bit of fun, and then I called Dorsa.  Everyone thought it was a great idea to come to my house and got on the train straight away.2

So, that night everyone (Me, Feee, Dan, Zoe, Lloyd, Dorsa, Kat and Rhys) were sitting in my garden wondering what to do.  We had many ideas but the all basically sucked so we all just shut up, until I had a great idea.  We decided to go with my idea and make a band.  We were all very excited.  We had a massive party at Zoe's' house and there were lots of sexy, sexy guests.  We still needed to sort out our band though and so we all sat down in a hippie circle and thought for a while until my brain hurted and so did everyone elses.3

So our band was created.  Zoe was singer, Lloyd was on keyboard, Feee and Dan on guitar, Rhys on bass, Kat as sexy electric violin and me on drums.  Dorsa wanted to be in the band, but as she didn't play anything she was sort of screwed.  But then she decided to just fart to the beat.4

We started our band and it was very amazing.5

One day, whilst practising in our lovely new band, Dan heard a knock at the door.  He went over to answer it and it was Santa. "Ahh!" screamed Dan, and ran into my living room and hid behind the big red sofa.  "What?" I asked him.  "Santa!" he screamed from behind the sofa.  "Ooo, me likey!" shouted Feee and ran into my hall, screaming with glee.  Santa gave Feee many gifts and presents.  Suddenly, a flock of angry seagulls started pecking at Zoe. "Noo!" shouted Lloyd, as he tried to save his new wife from a horrible seagully death.  Lloyd tried as best he could to ward them off, but with no avail.  The seagulls took Zoe away and as they flew her up into the air, she grabbed my arm.  "Oi!" I shouted.6

The angry seagulls took us to a magical kingdom, far, far away.  It was very pretty and had lovely views of puppies, rabbits and ponies and people brought us ice cream and candy floss everyday.  But soon we got bored and asked the seagulls to take us back.  They declined at first, but Zoe tempted them with visits from Santa and the Easter Bunny.  The seagulls flew us back safely and we landed just in time for tea.7

"Yay" I said.8

Lloyd was so happy to see Zoe that he gave her loads of tender kisses under willow and palm trees and they both went specially to a bus stop to do more.  I was a bit annoyed that no one was happy to see me, until they gave me a surprise party and we all danced and ate buffet food.9

Dorsa was farting, Kat was violining, and everyone else did their thing.10

Then I woke up.11

.THE END.12