The Story Of Life (Part 2)

Okay so, this is like... part 2. Ahem....1

One bright sunny morning (after I woke up) I thought that i should call Feee and tell her that we should do something this week.  So I called her and she said "Hello".  We thought that we'd fly off into space for the day and fight some aliens.  We called Dan, Zoe, Lloyd, Dorsa and Rhys.  They all said "Hello" apart from Dorsa, who farted.  We went off to America (the big country where everyones really really fat and they all eat cake and McDonalds all day) (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course) We got to America and went to NASA.  No one actually knew what NASA stood for so we just improvised and made up our own name; "Nah Ah Soup Ahoo".  We grabbed a rocket and, powed by Dorsa's fart, flew off into space.  We landed on the moon a couple of weeks later and everyone was very tired and hungry.  "Give me chocolate!" said Feee, she hadn't had any food for 2 weeks and had turned into a small pile of sticks.  "Okay" I said, and gave her a large chocolate bar that I had been hiding in my pocket for 3 years. Dan started to cry and everyone asked why he was crying.  "Ahhhhh!" cried Dan.  "What!?!" we all shouted.  "I have....I have...." he stuttered.  "Yes...?" I said.2

Dan then decided not to talk for a while because I couldn't get him to speak.3

So, Rhys decided to build a spaceship out of moon rocks and some spare asparagas and stainless steel he kept in his lower, back pocket.  After a few hours of sitting on the moon doing nothing apart from kicking the man on the moon and eating cheese, Rhys had finally finished his spaceship.  Everyone jumped on and flew off into the dark abis.  After a year, everyone got bored and flew back down to earth.  "Hello, I'm Lloyd" said Lloyd. It just so happened that they landed in the Seychelles and Zoe was very happy, in fact she was practically estatic. !"OW!" creid a voice from below.  It was Kat.  "You bloody landed on me!" she screamed. "Whoops" said Dorsa, who had been driving.  Kat got up and brushed herself off.  She soon was happy again and we all rejoyced. So we all decided to let Zoe and Lloyd get married, since they were so in love and Zoe told me to put this in my story (that kinky byotch>;P) Everyone got ready and made funny animals come as replacments for Zoe and Lloyds family.  I was maid of honour, Feee and Kat were bridesmaids, Cheryl and Lora couldn't be assed to show up so we said "Ah ha ha"  Dan was best man-Dan and Rhys was flower-girl.  Dorsa was pretty upset that she wasn't anything, so Zoe made her "chief farter" for the occation, even though she knew she wasn't going to need one of those.4

Zoe wore a lovely white kind of colour dress, with like burgundy and dark purple bits.  Feee (with her TopHat of course) and Kat wore sexy purple dresses, Lloyd and Dan wore sexy Black suits, I wore a sexy burgundy dress and Rhys wore a sexy purple and burgundy dress. Everyone had loads of fun because, it was Zoe and Lloyds wedding, of course.     5

It was a very happy occasion and everyone rejoyced for a second time.  Dan decided he was going to be very happy and very hyper so he started to dance and started a fabulous trend.  Everyone danced and celebrated Zoe and Lloyds wedding.  I even bought them a house for them to live in when they moved in together.  It was very sexy and was on a lovely private, tropical, island that they shared with The White Stripes and Kittie.  It was very hot and they shared many tender kisses under, not willow trees, palm trees!6

Dan, Dorsa, Feee, Kat, Rhys and I, began to get bored without Zoe and Lloyd so we all decided to go back to space and shhot some aliens in the head.  Bang Bang.  We flew off in Rhys' spaceship and got very tired.  So we slept. then I woke up. 7

.THE END.8