One day, Danny the werewolf was walking down a road lined with purple bricks and green ham. All of a sudden, a bright white light appeared in front of him and said, "Danny, I have come to take you away."1
Danny was scared, so he ran the other way. The light chased him. Danny jumped off the road into an abyss. He grinned because the light could not follow him, but then he realized that he would die.2
He started to scream. Suddenly he felt something grab his coat and pull him out of the abyss. It was Chisha the Fairy.3
"Hello, Danny, I'm here to save you." They smiled at each other.4
A royal guard came up to them and said, "The king is looking for someone to save his kingdom from the bright light. Please, help us."5
Danny and Chisha headed to the kingdom to stop the light. On the way, they met an old hag who gave them a lollipop. 6
When the two arrived at the gates of the castle, the bright light floated out, wearing a green baseball cap and eating a sausage.7
"You cannot defeat me! Muah-hahahaha!" It laughed evilly.8
"Yes we can!" Danny cried and threw the lollipop at the light. Instantly, the light vanished, leaving behind a pile of gold. The gold formed itself into a pony and became Danny and Chisha steed for the rest of his life.9
The king was very happy and appointed Danny and Chisha Head Rainbow Eaters. Chisha and Danny got married and lived happily ever after. 10
THE END!!!!!
Author notes
Well, that was special. How'd like it? I made it super random, obviously. I was sooo bored.
12-14-08
A contest entry
- CRAZY/RANDOM/FUNNNNNNNNN by comandercrazymonkey.
121 points, ended December 19, 2008, 19 entries
• next story in this contest, remove from contest
Wheeee!! So, was it random???
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Ha ha I think it was hilarious. I liked the old hag part. I love just saying that word... HAG.. lol
im such a dork.
well you made me laugh, so props for that! Oh, and you made it random, and god I just love random crap!!!
great job... you really made me crack a smile!
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Considering it was in a contest for random creativity, I think it was random enough. I didn't notice the humor though, which is what I am looking for right now.
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lol. U stole my idea of the sausage!!!!
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Well, I was trying to be random, and I had just read your story! XD I think yours is funnier, though. I didn't start being super random 'till about the middle. :3
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LOLz it was very random KEEP UP THE CRAZY!
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XD If you think mine was funny, read the story Spaz4ever made for this contest. It's about a sausage on a mission! XD
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ha haha
Wow, i give you an A+ for randomness, lol X-D -
Ha ha i like it... it made perfect sense to me. Maybe that isn't a good thing... hmm... i think im showing signs of being crazy but im not sure...jk
I REALLY LIKED IT!!!!!!!
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Thanks!! I wrote it after reading Spaz4ever's story in your contest, the one about the sausage and the yellow brick road. 0_o XD Don't worry, you're not the only crazy one, just look at my username XD
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