There once was a Sausage on a mission. He needed to find his true love. He started rolling down the yellow brick road when his fairy godmother stopped him. "I am your fairy god mother" He said. You see, he was a shaved sheep with an 'I've got beans in my head instead of hot air' hat on.1
"I have special powers" He said. "I can make beans for everyone!" Then the sausage got an idea. "What if you put beans on the yellow brick road to make it slippery so we can get there faster?" He asked.2
They rolled and rolled. They met a new friend. Her name was Oven mitt. She had the power to make brownies appear. She was Sausages best friend. No surprise, huh.3
When they reached the end of the road, They realized that they had to do cotton eye joe to get across the burning coals that lead to where they wanted to go. They did the dance. Then SHE appeared.4
With read hair, a read body, and a white hat, she said her name was Heinz. She became sausages soul mate. THE END!
A contest entry
- CRAZY/RANDOM/FUNNNNNNNNN by comandercrazymonkey.
121 points, ended December 19, 2008, 19 entries
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On a scale from 1 to 10 (ten being the most randome) rate how random it is. Thankx! *offers cookie*
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XD LOL I just LOVE to read this story!! It's hilarious!! XD A sausage on a mission....Nice XD -
Rofl, nice.
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God, Spaz, that was random!!!! XD -
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whaa???I didn't get a 1,000??? *runs out crying after taking cookie back*
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! That's it, now you have a -1,000/5 on your friendship level!!
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9, I liked the randomnessocity. Good job.
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