it started off to be a joke1
but how could we all fore tell2
that we would be caught tipping cows3
and now taken off to jail4
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we sit in order from screw to dead6
our parents on the line7
who knows when will be free again8
or better yet alive9
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Mimi cried, Jared shuddered11
and Cally Mae just stayed shocked12
while Alex and i stood to staring eyes13
of our parents when we were picked up14
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They said "Oh, dear! how can this be16
What friends are you today?17
Do you think this is by any thought18
the way good friends behave?"19
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Both Alex and I slowly turned21
so sure of the answer in our gut22
"Good friends bail you out of jail,23
Best friends are with you saying, "Damn, we fucked up!"
Author notes
This did happened. The names are different cause they didn't fit in the rhyme if you want the full story. the edited version or real one rated {pg-18} tell me!
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Comments
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Very Beautifull :)
Its really well written and funny
I wish I could write poems like this
As ever, xox HEX xox -
bEAUTIFUL!!!
I love it... But i don't understand how you get to jail?
May be my understanding english is bad?
And gotta tell u for real. I did the same thing about changing name to make it rythm lol... -
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we went to jail for cow tipping. It is when you drive into a feild of cows and honk the horn of the car to make the cows freightened; then they tip over because cows sleep standing up
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Nice write and funny best friend joke! So true! Good luck in the contest!
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haha i like the quote about best friends
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im glad you told me to read this it was pretty funny it makes me wanna go cowtipping, Very good
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Really good write and kind of funny Keep up the great writting!
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Lol, this is really good. Funny even. Good job!
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I FREAKING LOVE THIS!
I love saying that word, country bumpkins. I've been saying that for weeks now and finally someone has wrote it down! And I love the last quote! So freaking funny. I loved it
~Lone
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heee. Yes i love that word too -
lol, *someone has written it down*.
I get lazy with spelling/grammer sometimes
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umm its to long sorry!
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but that's ok I cursed too! Whoops
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lol. i want the real story.
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so like my friends and i got drunk. I was the youngest at 14. And when you live in a rual community in Tennessee you can get your license at 13. So you can imagine the trouble we got into. So we get drunk and we alwasy go cow tipping. That's what you do but that night we lost control of the car and ran over a cow. Then as if that wasn't enough we started a stampede of bovines. lots of angry beef! It was not pretty in the moring! But it was so much fun at the time...hah I miss the country. Yeah my dad wouldn't let me hang around my american friends for a long time.
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