The Story Of Life

The flowers were very pretty and as I bent down to pick one, Feee appeared out of nowhere.  Now Feee loved to dance merry leprecorn jigs and I watched her with a look of berwilderment on my face.  Then Dan arrived, wearing a pecan pie and then Feee got off.  Dan started to feed bunny rabbits, that had appeared out of a rather large grassy hole in the ground.  Suddenly, to everyone amazement, a magical unicorn flew up, up and away over the rainbows and pretty clouds.  A puff of magic smoke zoomed into view and out popped Dorsa, dragging Zoe with her.  Zoe looked rather disgruntled at the thought of Lloyd not being there to give her tender kisses under willows trees and in bus stops, but Dorsa said she'd be the substitute.  Now I decided that we needed to have an adventure, so I took out my brace and magiced a magical carpet for everyone to fly away on.  We flew to a magical kingdom with fairies and pretty lights and rainbows, where all yours wishes came true and puppies roamed the land looking for Feee.  "No Puppies!" shouted Feee to me. Feee had had a fear of puppies ever since she had gone to France and had been given a gormet meal of puppy.  Dan was not very happy.  "Why arnt you happy?" i ask him.  "I don't know" said Dan.1

Everyone danced a merry jig until Rhys arrived.  He gave everyone a quick bite and BJ and went on with his daily business of sitting in his magical sparkely pink caravan whilst chewing on some barley corn with a pipe in one hand and a spear in the other.  Zoe thought it was high to time to search for some diamonds in a sexy sexy diamond mine underground.  "We dig dig dig dig dig" said everyone as the rode down the mine shaft in a tiny mine cart.  As the cart came closer to the diamonds, Dorsa farted and started swearing in Farsi (Dorsa is Iranian you see) Zoe thought about Lloyd for a while until she got bored and went to dig for diamonds.  I just stole everyone elses and ran around screaming because my brace hrt, but no one seemed to care.  Feee was still very traumotised by the thought of her demon puppies and so Dan went and ate a massive roast dinner.  Rhys thought that hes should go for round 2, and bit everyone a second time and gave everyone BJs, but he gave Dorsa 2, for obvious reasons.  2

After a while, everyone got tired and decided to go home and slide down the pretty rainbow.  They all did so and danced to music from "GREASE" and then I woke up.3

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